Ok, so I'm NOT losing my mind.

[Bbqjoe]

After taking a small break, I'm walking back to my shop, and I see my Jack Russell Abby, trotting off with a pair of rubber handled needle nose pliers.

I wonder if she has a stash of tools somewhere?
She hates it when I work on her bike. She'd rather be riding.

Me too!

 

[Functional Artist]

Maybe she's working on a project of her own.

or more likely she's thinking...

If I hide all the tools & sharp objects...

No body gets hurt. (this time)

My wife swears that our dog takes a sock out of every load.

Yea, OK blame it on the dog. That's original

BTW: I'm glad your not losing your mind.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I have a few problems with this:

#1: It's based on the fact you had a mind to lose....

#2: The fact you saw your dog take a tool explains all the other mental aberrations....just ain't cuttin' it....

I think YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Don't worry though, you get used to being insane. Everyone else, not so much.

 

[Bbqjoe]

I have a few problems with this:

#1: It's based on the fact you had a mind to lose....

#2: The fact you saw your dog take a tool explains all the other mental aberrations....just ain't cuttin' it....

I think YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!

Thanks for that vote of confidence there Pooboy!
I wish I had a pic of it for ya.

But instead here's a few.
The first one is how she hangs when I'm working on her bike.
The second is how she tells me she wants to go.

 

[Bwdeaton]

Does she ride in the crate?

Most importantly, what's in the holster?

 

[chancer]

Sir I think you lost your mind a long time ago.
Now you are hallucinating that "Man's best friend" is plotting against you.
It may be time to turn over the car keys.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Does she ride in the crate?

Most importantly, what's in the holster?

Her and my other Jack switch off. Most times she's in front, and he gets the crate. But if she's running, he sits up up front.
And if I took them swimming, nobody rides up front until they're dry.

S&W M&P 9mm

 

[chancer]

Does she ride in the crate?

Most importantly, what's in the holster?

He ignored the Most important question!

There is special rubber padding for the Dog to sit on the Tank. Her name is Abby, hence the name on the tank.

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The crate is for hauling Zucchini Squash to pawn off on unsuspecting neighbors, as well as any fool that leaves their car doors unlocked!

 

[Bbqjoe]

He ignored the Most important question!

Huh uh.

 

[DeathMachine]

Can you actually lose something you never had?

 

[Bbqjoe]

Can you actually lose something you never had?

Imaginatively speaking, yes.

 

[mindymogul]

To quote one of the greatest movies ever...

"It'sallinmehead...it'sallinmehead...it'sallinmehead"

 

[machinist@large]

So, does that mean that you have to give your pet credit as cobuilder on anything you post from here on out???

Sorry, I couldn't resist; I live outside of Grand Rapids, MI, and we're in the middle of surviving this thing called "Art Prize" (put on by the family's of a company that rimes with "Scam Way"). That question apparently got more ping's than last night's debate........