Need help finding a few things

[OzFab]

Well normally you'd think you'd be happy to help because like other foul mouthed adolescents like myself I could be selling drugs,robbing people, and getting females pregnant but instead I'm learning the mechanics of different machines and trying to fix up a go kart. Sorry if I cuss a bit it's a habit of mine and sorry if I smoke weed I have horrible stomach cramps that don't ease without me dulling the pain with marijuana because my doctors won't give me anything that'll work. I remember you being so friendly and helpful on my last post what crawled up your *** and died since then? Don't wanna be helpful don't comment. Thank you everyone else who was actually helpful and stayed on topic I have a few more questions but im just gonna delete this thread and make a new one.

By now you may have noticed that certain words you've used show up as a series of asterisks, that's because those words are not allowed on this forum, being that its a family forum with members as young as 12; unlike speech, typing can be edited before posting so, do us & yourself a favour & remove said words before posting; failure to comply may result in your posts being deleted...

Around here, you get what you give; if you want to throw attitude around, it will be thrown back at you...

I commend your efforts in learning something useful, you just need to work on your delivery

As for deleting threads, only a moderator can do that...

 

[chancer]

Kids know what hides under the asterisks.. Oh and look in the "More" section of the "Smilies" at the
lolol I mean what's the point!

Are you being a smart*** lol

(I typed those Astericks)

 

[tinamcjittles]

Are you being a smart*** lol

(I typed those Astericks)

Nah, but it would be more entertaining if the mods wrote some JS to replace the words with ridiculous words, such as "bananas"...
wouldn't be difficult code-wise and it would be flippin' hilarious.

 

[chancer]

That would be great! substitute A hole with "Posterior Orifice" Or the f word with muck...
What can you come up with?

 

[Bbqjoe]

so i just got my 8hp briggs engine running for the first time and i love it so much except when i get the pacemaker shocked out of me because i don't know how to wire in my kill switch. I have a ground wire that's supposed to go into my magneto but i was told i didn't need it without a kill switch. But i don't know what store i should get the wires at. So help on that is needed plus some instructions on how to wire that together would be nice so i don't blow anything else up lol other than that my engine is good but i need a bolt that goes onto the live axle for my wheel (will post pics in the morning of everything) its a 3/4 in live axle so any help on what store i could get that at would be much appreciated as well. Lastly i need a key for that same wheel. I've been told you can get those at menards and lowes but i've also heard that if its not axle steel its not gonna be very safe so any help on where to get that would be pretty great too. Thank you for the help in advance and btw i'm not ordering the proper things online so i need stores thatd have them.

i live in central illinois, decatur area and no i don't wanna drive 420 to get a working part lol no i don't drive high because i currently have nothing to drive,yet. I figured lowe's would be a good idea but didn't know if they would have everything i'd need. Why some of you gotta be cheeseburgers tho i don't know anyone else i could ask and i live at least 20 miles from any kind of hardware store and money is short right now so i was just hoping for suggestions. Also dont know if id need to order a key for my axle or if i could just get one from. Lowe's or menards or something.

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also didn't know where to get the wiring for the kill switch like wire thickness and poopydoodles like that i do not want to electrocute my stupid self so i wanna make sure i get the right wire i'm learning guys id just like to be pointed in the right direction i just got my engine running for the first time tonight so i'm excited to see what it'll do on the lil frame i'm gonna put it on

well normally you'd think you'd be happy to help because like other foul mouthed adolescents like myself i could be selling drugs,robbing people, and getting females pregnant but instead i'm learning the mechanics of different machines and trying to fix up a go kart. Sorry if i cuss a bit it's a habit of mine and sorry if i smoke weed i have horrible stomach cramps that don't ease without me dulling the pain with marijuana because my doctors won't give me anything that'll work. I remember you being so friendly and helpful on my last post what crawled up your chicken and died since then? Don't wanna be helpful don't comment. Thank you everyone else who was actually helpful and stayed on topic i have a few more questions but im just gonna delete this thread and make a new one.

---------- post added at 10:50 pm ---------- previous post was at 10:48 pm ----------

one more thing, i've checked the key stock on lowe's but it just said machine key stock it didn't say if it was axle steel i dont know if that necessarily matters but id rather not get a key that'll break on me because it wasnt strong enough

fify!

 

[tinamcjittles]

fify!

HAHAHA! that is a perfect manifestation of the concept! This is hilarious

 

[itsid]

Nah, but it would be more entertaining if the mods wrote some JS to replace the words with ridiculous words, such as "bananas"...
wouldn't be difficult code-wise and it would be flippin' hilarious.

that indeed is really funny, and the code is actually already available..

The thing is... it can go terribly wrong!

I've used that elsewhere and replaced cusswords with cute animals
(rabbits, kittens, bunnies and so on)

until that code accidentally "created" a completely legible text
much alike "my rabbits shaft will not fit into that kittens backend"

which was NOT really helping the cause as you might guess.
using vegetables wasn't any better and don't get me started on odd firstnames

And worse... that caused much confusion.
Since you cannot tell a censored word from an OP-chosen one.

So yeah, fun, until it by accident creates a truckload of unnecessary additional work or tons of explanation to do.

manually by moderators... could work, but none of us is actually keen to edit your posts on a more regular basis, so that's not going to happen either.

'sid

 

[tinamcjittles]

that indeed is really funny, and the code is actually already available..

The thing is... it can go terribly wrong!

I've used that elsewhere and replaced cusswords with cute animals
(rabbits, kittens, bunnies and so on)

until that code accidentally "created" a completely legible text
much alike "my rabbits shaft will not fit into that kittens backend"

which was NOT really helping the cause as you might guess.
using vegetables wasn't any better and don't get me started on odd firstnames

And worse... that caused much confusion.
Since you cannot tell a censored word from an OP-chosen one.

So yeah, fun, until it by accident creates a truckload of unnecessary additional work or tons of explanation to do.

manually by moderators... could work, but none of us is actually keen to edit your posts on a more regular basis, so that's not going to happen either.

'sid

It's 2am here, and now because of your analogy I am laughing out loud while everyone else is sleeping *facepalm*
I totally understand, although that was rabbiting hilarious.

 

[chancer]

Me too. LOL nope. GQTM
Giggling Quietly To Myself

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yep...very ....lol.

See....maybe just animal pictures.....My 's shaft wouldn't fit in my 's rear....naw....still doesn't work.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Giggling Quietly To Myself

You just wouldn't believe how much I do that!

 

[Mr. Spindle]

Home Depot or Ace hardware