Need a little help with this one

[Poboy kartman]

This being an International forum. .....I'm hoping someone can help me out with this.......

I need to know if this has an authentic flavor. ....it's a Jamaican thing....but I'm thinking some Canadians may be familiar with it. .......

 

[mckutzy]

Caulk......


Canadians.... Say What????

 

[Poboy kartman]

Like the blind man telling a blonde joke in the bar said....."Forget it then, I don't want to explain it 4 times....."

 

[no whereman]

ohh.hh aayy ,or appropriate aproximations there of?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well the joke goes like this.....a blind man is sitting at a bar and begins to tell the guy next to him a dumb blonde joke....The guy stops him and says: "Before you go any further. ...I have to warn you ...the bartender is blond....the bouncer is blond...the waitress is blond....and there's a blond cop on the other side of you......

So the blind man says: " Forget it then. ....it's not worth it if I'm going to have to explain it 4 times..."

 

[Half-breeder]

Well the joke goes like this.....a blind man is sitting at a bar and begins to tell the guy next to him a dumb blonde joke....The guy stops him and says: "Before you go any further. ...I have to warn you ...the bartender is blond....the bouncer is blond...the waitress is blond....and there's a blond cop on the other side of you......

So the blind man says: " Forget it then. ....it's not worth it if I'm going to have to explain it 4 times..."

Heres a hint for everyone...

 

[2SlickNick]

Lol!!!
Since I am a nurse I see weird things.

We had a patient come to the e.r.
Some guy decided to shove some little plastic horses up his rectum.
I asked the e.r. Doc what his condition was several hours later.
He replied " stable"



Just a joke it never happened.