Member age roll call.

[itsid]

What, now we cannot even drink beer and have a facial mask to iron out some wrinkles?
:toetap05:

Ah well... it's 7am I'll try the beauty sleep method then

'sid

Odd.. next thing I mustn't use lipstick any longer or what ... jeez...

 

[ML-TOYS]

Uhmmm
WE typically NOT rub beer in our faces in germany,
we tend to try and hit the mouth
and whenever possible swallow even



great now the cucumber slipped

'sid

You have really left yourself Wide Open there!

Swallow, cucumber, wide open ?
Wrong forum guys ! Act your age, or close.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Swallow, cucumber, wide open ?
Wrong forum guys ! Act your age, or close.

Maybe you could direct us all to the right forum.

Thank you!

 

[itsid]

Holy mother of pearls batman...

Yes, there are kids around, but if you read NSFW subtext, then it's on you.
Yeah I said swallow and cucumber... uhhhhh send your kids out of the room...

please dont wet yourself next time you run across a grease-nipple

'sid

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

41, act 21

 

[Bbqjoe]

Holy mother of pearls batman...

Yes, there are kids around, but if you read NSFW subtext, then it's on you.
Yeah I said swallow and cucumber... uhhhhh send your kids out of the room...

please dont wet yourself next time you run across a grease-nipple

'sid

He said pearls!

 

[machinist@large]

The way this thread has derailed almost kept me from posting; what the , here goes nothing. 47 as of last May.

 

[Kartorbust]

More innuendos here than Monty Python. XD

Sent from Tapatalk while on the porcelain throne!

 

[Functional Artist]

Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a

I dun no, born in '69. figure it out!

 

[ML-TOYS]

Holy mother of pearls batman...

Yes, there are kids around, but if you read NSFW subtext, then it's on you.
Yeah I said swallow and cucumber... uhhhhh send your kids out of the room...

please dont wet yourself next time you run across a grease-nipple

'sid

Glad i can try and make a joke, then get a grease-nipple reply.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Now the truth comes out....cucumber slices will never stick to greased nipples...(try DIY stickers instead.)

 

[Bbqjoe]

Now the truth comes out....cucumber slices will never stick to greased nipples...(try DIY stickers instead.)

Have you ever greased a cucumber?

 

[itsid]

He said pearls!

Glad i can try and make a joke, then get a grease-nipple reply.

..at your service, sir

Have you ever greased a cucumber?

uhm uuhm.. careful, the floor is wet..please do not slip

'sid

 

[chancer]

Yep!
Yesterday I mentioned sometimes we "act" Jr High aged.

This has been one of those times.

Did somebody mention Pasties?

 

[Bbqjoe]

Yep!
Yesterday I mentioned sometimes we "act" Jr High aged.

This has been one of those times.

Did somebody mention Pasties?

I can't do pasties, they're too fattening.

 

[OzFab]

Robert and JR please guys....

It is just that NONE of us "Act our Age"
So, we seem younger than we are. Jr Highish even at times!

Some say "you're only as old as you feel", in which case, I'm 90...

Others say "you're only as old as the woman you feel", in which case, I don't exist

Then there's those who say "boys don't grow up, they just get bigger & their toys get more expensive"...

More innuendos here than Monty Python. XD

Innuendo; isn't that an Italian suppository?

 

[Berton]

22 over here

 

[Denny]

I'm 50 going on 8 as of September 7th.
I never thought I'd make it this far.


Denny

 

[NewbCarter]

oh god .... 17 year old croatian pleb here

 

[itsid]

Ah the youth of today... not what it was 20years ago ...

My neighbors kid just turned 17 last week and yesterday threw a party...
came by and 'warned' us it could get louder... yadda yadda..
Well.. yesterday half way across town was a also public party... THAT I heard..
him? Not at all; not even walking past his front door for god's sake....

I was really tempted to knock and turn his music UP.

Carter.. please, when you turn 18.. throw a party your neighbors can hear at least so that they KNOW you're having a party

'sid