> : Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin
> cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should
> be blamed on the sunshine.....or the moonlight, the good times or the
> boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.
>
> : Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her
> one wish... Her wish was for all the children in the world to be
> safe.... So he killed Michael Jackson
>
> : whats the difference between michael jackson and manchester
> utd...............manchester utd will be playing giggs next season!
>
> : michael jackson died of food poisoning not heart attack....he ate 12
> year old nuts!
>
> : UK promoters have announced cancellations of Michael Jackson's dates –
>
> Johnny 7, Peter 6 and Christopher 3
>
> : diff between jacko and a carrier bag? ones white, plastic and
> dangerous for kids to play with. The other is used for groceries
>
> : now he has died they are going to melt him down and turn him
> into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change
>
> : Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's
> Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they
> found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his
> bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
>
> : jacko died of a heart attack this morning - he discovered that boyz
> II men was a band,not a delivery service
>
> : apparently it wasnt a heart attack at all.... he was found in
> the children's ward having had a stroke
>
> : even his friend and psychic, uri geller, didn't see it coming
>
>:I heard McDonalds are to release a commemorative burger - it will have 50yr old meat between 12yr old buns.