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so the AZ tax office audited me and I owe them $ for 2008, my head is totally congested and Mucinex doesn't work for sh*t, I'm getting my year end bonus Friday which my ol' lady wants me to spend on family vaca where I'd rather get a badass winch put on my new truck (yes I'll replace the logos with "Phoenix Winch"), the Colorado snowboard resorts are less than half open, my body is sore and stiff and my throat hurts, I have to go to work in an hour and I just want to hide in bed all day:mad:
 
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Dump her *** on her head. Spend your money on yourself. Trust me! you'll get more out of a winch than you will a wench. I was taking mine to dinner tonight and work calls. Gotta switch out a trailer. So I run over there to swap out trailers. I left my mustang running so she would have heat while I did my thing. The electric fan quit working a couple days ago so I told her watch the temp guage. It's very important. If it starts climbing shut it off. Pretty simple if you ask me. Well I run my truck up to the front of the lot. Do the swap and as I'm coming back I see steam in front of the headlights. I get back my car is cooking, temp guage buried, while this moron sits there smoking a cigarette staring at her frickin phone!:censored: You can't fix stupid!!!:2guns: enough of this creep. I told her just don't say a ****ing word. I don't want to hear it. I dropped that ***** off at home. She can have all that crap. Ill go buy new when I find someplace to live. Id rather live in a cardboard box with only the cloths on my back. I can't be with someone who can't follow a direction that simple. Incredible. FML. As Randman says "go gay while you still can!" grrrrrrrrrrrr RANT OVER!
 
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WOW!!!

All I can say is, "Dang I love my wife!!!" Not only can she follow such instruction, she's got a background in mechanics...

On the other hand, her mother, aunt, and sister are a WHOLE other shipload o' :censored: I swear to God, this is my payback for my wife. She's great, but my in-laws are just total bungholes. Couple years ago, her mother filled her head with so much crap, it almost ended my marriage! She was alone with my wife for a week up at our trailer, and nearly did us in... That took a bit of undoing. Once she figured out that my wife and I had made up and were a solidly bonded unit, all kinds of he// broke loose. Three years later the fur is still flying, and the last 48 hours have been REALLY entertaining- in a proctological exam sorta way.

Yep- this stuff does seem to happen around holidays and special occasions...
 
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Gotta love the in laws! Especially the mother in law. We've had our run ins with those to. I've been about done because of that. Her mother is a real creep. She's a total man hater because her (ex)husband(Mary's dad) realized he was miserable and took off with one of his high school girlfriends. This makes every man a liar and cheater. I knew they were weird. They had seperate bedrooms, divorced, didn't even
speak(literally!), yet still living together. My dad told me long ago when i told him this to "get away from that bunch, they sound crazy". **** that guy is always right! Her mother has her thinking because I'm a truck driver I'm a "liar thats probably got another woman in every town" **** I wish it was like that. Couldn't be a more foolish statement. A lot of chicks cringe when you tell them your a truck driver that works crazy hours. I never know when I'm coming home. "late" is all I know for sure. I'm home every night. She see's my check stubs to see how many hours I work, wants to spend the money, yet still accuses me of being out doing other stuff. Had me fill of this for sure. I've got better things to do. I just can't even believe she would be dumb enough to let the car sit there and cook itself. The car seems to be ok but wow! I even told her "it's very important". I guess not as important as the cancer stick and whoever it is she's texting. I mean it's not like I payed $6000 for the car a little over a month ago.... Some blown headgaskets will treat me right. I need to find a chick that's into the mechanical thing. Hard to come by for sure. That's a keeper.
 
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Just saw this on another forum..
 

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devino246 said:
Just saw this on another forum..

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:eek::ack2::devil2:

So you're saying you are the one in the lower RH corner?

:smiley_omg::stir::devil2:
 
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I am still happily married after 5 years. I love my wife dearly, and can't think of not being married to her. She is my best buddy. I feel sorry for those guys with problems. It cannot be easy
 
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Gawd, I wish I knew that before I married her!!!

Aww, who am I kidding? No way I'd give her up. Even if it DID mean getting rid of the added bullspit.

What was that about justifiable homicide? Oh- How' 'bout a new take on the "Twinkie Defence"? I could say that I went rangy without my Twinkie fix, and went on an entirely unplanned, completely random shooting spree, that purely coincidentally left me devoid of one mother-in-law, one sister-in-law, one aunt-in-law, and one niece. (Please note gender of offending parties) Yeah- That'll work!!!

Anybody wanna be my character witness?
 
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toystory_4wd said:
Gawd, I wish I knew that before I married her!!!

Aww, who am I kidding? No way I'd give her up. Even if it DID mean getting rid of the added bullspit.

What was that about justifiable homicide? Oh- How' 'bout a new take on the "Twinkie Defence"? I could say that I went rangy without my Twinkie fix, and went on an entirely unplanned, completely random shooting spree, that purely coincidentally left me devoid of one mother-in-law, one sister-in-law, one aunt-in-law, and one niece. (Please note gender of offending parties) Yeah- That'll work!!!

Anybody wanna be my character witness?
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:funnypost::surrender: If that's your defense plan, don't count on us to defend you...:stir::ack2:
 
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toystory_4wd said:
Gawd, I wish I knew that before I married her!!!

Aww, who am I kidding? No way I'd give her up. Even if it DID mean getting rid of the added bullspit.

What was that about justifiable homicide? Oh- How' 'bout a new take on the "Twinkie Defence"? I could say that I went rangy without my Twinkie fix, and went on an entirely unplanned, completely random shooting spree, that purely coincidentally left me devoid of one mother-in-law, one sister-in-law, one aunt-in-law, and one niece. (Please note gender of offending parties) Yeah- That'll work!!!

Anybody wanna be my character witness?
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I can be :rolleyes:

I noticed today at work, while working on a bi*%hy woman's car, that it's always the WOMEN who get pissed off about little fingerprints and such on their car. The men couldn't care less.
 
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