Send them to me. I will pluck, clean, and cook them, then get back to you.
Also we have snowmageddon part II here in Atlanta this morning.
Seems like lately they spread whatever salt they have at the 1st threat of snow/ice, then when it actually happens (like today) they aren't prepared at all. I was driving on 1/2 inch of compressed snow on the interstate, which is unheard of down here for the most part. Thankfully, most people who don't know how to drive on it stay home.
it's been pretty consistent here in the desert, mid to low 40's in the morning, mid 70's as the high

You should get in touch with one of the Australian fellows. Shipping would be higher but it's more concentrated heat. I would say more BTU's for your buck, don't know what metric heating and cooling units are. Joules, calories?