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I really really want a bumper sticker that says " F--- YOU and your Prius" You cant swing a dead cat here in So Cal without hitting a Prius. and the funny part is they get crappy mileage the way idiots around here drive them... 80+ on the freeway. But my sticker would not be so cool in the Church parking lot every Sunday morning.

As for the "coexist" Bumper sticker tell that to the Islamic Fascist Muslim Terrorist that want to cut your head off!!! Coexist through superior firepower!
 

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funny fb post.. :thumbsup: for that.

On a side note: Unfortunately the prius isn't as ecofriendly as it appears to be.
Compared to say an ordinary Corolla, it consumes enough additional fossil fuels and resources, producing enough greenhouse gases while building that you need to drive it for more than 160,000 miles for it to be actually beneficial to the eco system :(

Or, depending on your yearly commute... 32 years!


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I really really want a bumper sticker that says " F--- YOU and your Prius" You cant swing a dead cat here in So Cal without hitting a Prius. and the funny part is they get crappy mileage the way idiots around here drive them... 80+ on the freeway. But my sticker would not be so cool in the Church parking lot every Sunday morning.

As for the "coexist" Bumper sticker tell that to the Islamic Fascist Muslim Terrorist that want to cut your head off!!! Coexist through superior firepower!

Drive to santa clarita and there everywhere .Cant swing anything without hitting some raised truck in tx with huge mud tires .
 

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Drive to santa clarita and there everywhere .Cant swing anything without hitting some raised truck in tx with huge mud tires .

:oops:....I can think of one thing on your body....that you only have one of....that you can swing around all day....and never hit anything with...in Texas....or California....:2guns::lolgoku:

EDIT: BTW:.....You DO know we have a saying here: "Don't mess with Texas...."?????
 

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:oops:....I can think of one thing on your body....that you only have one of....that you can swing around all day....and never hit anything with...in Texas....or California....:2guns::lolgoku:

EDIT: BTW:.....You DO know we have a saying here: "Don't mess with Texas...."?????

I think I know which body part you're referring to....I hate to inform you, but the size of it isn't proportional to the size of your truck. :rolleyes::lolgoku:
 

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:oops:....I can think of one thing on your body....that you only have one of....that you can swing around all day....and never hit anything with...in Texas....or California....:2guns::lolgoku:

EDIT: BTW:.....You DO know we have a saying here: "Don't mess with Texas...."?????

You mean his NOSE right.
 

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my freinds old 89 honda accord got almost 60mpg with a carburator. all these cars now are just so fatted up with plastic and safety equipment to make their effeicient engines work well. I saw a video years ago I think it was a Geo with a 10hp diesel engine in it. It was enough power to get the job done.
 

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I bought an 89 Honda civic, 20+ years ago, with 190,000 miles on it. STILL got close to 50 mpg. At 250+ k miles, its rings were extremely worn, and would smoke and burn 1.5 quarts of oil, driving from Houston to Galveston. But still got 30+ mpg. When I moved, I left the:funnypost: car for the neighborhood kids (cousin and friends) to play with. They drove it around the neighborhood for another year before they killed it. They said they spent more $$ on oil than gas. :cheers2:
 
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