You crack me up! How long did it take you to come up with that? A twist on a great country song. I can't decide whether I am offended or not. 
Your profile thing says you're in the US, but with "bonnets" I don't know!
His lady parts are starting to show I think? Listen to Elvis Presley’s song “In The Ghetto” to know where he lives. And to think he gave up a successful and thriving career as a bar tender at a strip joint to hang out with us!
I was going to say “hoodage” but I guess deck lid is two syllables could have worked. It never popped into my stream of consciousness so it was never a possibility.
I'm a schoolteacher. I teach English composition... in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was a coach of the baseball team in the springtime. Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her. And how I'll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ah, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that's my mission.
