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[Bbqjoe]

Your supposed to muddle the drinks not the drinkers.

Sounds like he muddled just about everything there was to muddle.

 

[bob58o]

If it needs muddling, I'm your guy. I'll muddle the bejesus out of it.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Tell you the truth....

I was living with the crazy blonde. Supposed to pick her up from the train station after work.... Then a quickie before I had to go in to work. I was so excited I locked my self out of my appartment. She didn't have a phone. I ubered to the train. She wasn't there. I ubered to work then ubered her to my work after she called from a strangers phone. We got hammered then completed the plan. Then I got fired. She offered to pay my rent. Thought I had a sugar mamma. She came up with like 1/4 of the rent so I kicked her out.

Is this the selfie stick thrasher?

 

[Bbqjoe]

Today I turned 56.
All my life I have loved them.
I have done everything I can to to please them, and make them happy.
I have rarely been without one.
Looking back, I don't know why.
I have let it slide for a very long time, and refused to admit or accept it.
Today on my 56th birthday, I am going to face it, and finally admit it to myself after all these years.

There is no more denying it.
I have stood on my head and looked at it.
I have tried a microscope.
I have looked from near and afar.
There's no way, no how, that anyone can now, or ever convince me otherwise.

Today I will accept that which has been known for eternity, yet unwillingly faced by my mind that has always given the benefit of the doubt.

Today, I give up.
I will no longer sugar coat that which refuses to be sugar coated.
I will admit it to God, the world and everyone.
I will climb to the highest mountain, and shout from the top of my lungs the understanding that I will now relent to, and that is this:

Women are batsh!t crazy!