Get one of these, or just check out of life.

[Bbqjoe]

Seriousy, you need one of these.
The possibilities are endless.
You could even take a chicken or two with you.
You'll be the envy of all your friends, and everyone on the aircraft!


http://www.miniinthebox.com/high-qu...leep-for-travelling_p5096265.html?prm=2.5.4.0

 

[Hellion]

Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe... you need a hobby, man. Idle hands, idle mind you know, leads to mischief and grief.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe... you need a hobby, man. Idle hands, idle mind you know, leads to mischief and grief.

Oh ye of so little imagination.

 

[Hellion]

Oh, my imagination is superior.

I say do an entire suit for total comfort. A space suit, adapted for every-day use for us average Joes. You have your suit, right, which has its own self-contained heating and A/C provisions and it furthermore isolates the individual from our deleterious 21st century environment--malodors, undue heat and cold, obnoxious people, libtards, the gender-confused and unsavory noises (rap, hip-hop etc.).

The helmet is the pinnacle of the outfit; rugged, nay armored but with comfort features inside along with some air vents, audio and video transmission and reception and that fantastic 24 kt gold plating on the visor to keep out UVA, UVB rays, nuclear radiation, prying eyes and unwanted stares and glares. Privacy, in other words.

Cheers, mate!

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Oh, my imagination is superior.

I say do an entire suit for total comfort. A space suit, adapted for every-day use for us average Joes. You have your suit, right, which has its own self-contained heating and A/C provisions and it furthermore isolates the individual from our deleterious 21st century environment--malodors, undue heat and cold, obnoxious people, libtards, the gender-confused and unsavory noises (rap, hip-hop etc.).

The helmet is the pinnacle of the outfit; rugged, nay armored but with comfort features inside along with some air vents, audio and video transmission and reception and that fantastic 24 kt gold plating on the visor to keep out UVA, UVB rays, nuclear radiation, prying eyes and unwanted stares and glares. Privacy, in other words.

Cheers, mate!

Other than the fact that lots of people will be asking you why you're wearing a space suit, where you got it, do they need one, they used to have one just like it etc....... A t shirt, jeans. And a set of headphones would likely get you more privacy.

 

[Bbqjoe]

if I was sitting next to the dude on an airplane, I'd probably stuff my empty beer cans and pnut wrappers in that hole.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Hellion, you forgot that suit also has onboard water supply and you don't have to walk to the bathroom to relieve your self.

 

[mckutzy]

I'm going to guess that will be in conflict with the TSA somehow...

 

[Hellion]

Hellion, you forgot that suit also has onboard water supply and you don't have to walk to the bathroom to relieve your self.

Absolutely they do, those bona-fide NASA suits. If my plan is fully realized and there's a Terra Firma-civilian model devised for us, short term storage of liquid waste is fine. For solid wastes, er, I reserve the right to dump my load beside the road!

 

[TX7]

As for solid waste, I think that's why the pant legs on space suits are so baggy.

 

[Hellion]

I'm going to guess that will be in conflict with the TSA somehow...

Y'all have a TSA up there in Canaduh?

 

[mckutzy]

No... but they dictate to the world....and the world has to comply...