Gag Gifts.

[B.M.800]

White Elephant, or whatever you call em, what have you gotten? What have you gave? Ideas?
Lets hear em!

On Wednesday is my youth group Christmas party, and we are doing a white elephant gift exchange... I still havnt quite figures out what Im going to do, I was thinking maybe wrap up a piston + connecting rod in some pink bag (almost surefire way some girl will get it, open it and be like what the crap?)

I think that would be funny, but if I can do something better...

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I threw a couple of small gags into my wife's stocking. I went on a "pink" theme this year, lots of stuff to support breast cancer research, and lots of pink clothes and accessories to go with. I put a bottle of Pepto-Bismol in her stocking too (pink).

I also threw a couple of instant scratch tickets in there- which I had already scratched! When she gave me the ol' "WTF?", I explained to her that we always take all the kids' toys out of the packages and undo all those infuriating ties, and put batteries in and stuff before wrapping them- To spare them all the trouble Christmas morning, right? So I was just sparing her the trouble... I thought it was funny, the kids thought it was funny, she thinks I owe her a coupla fresh tickets...

 

[robbie]

Gag gift? You mean like rubber vomit?

 

[devino246]

My mom gave me one of those neon hunting hats as a sort of a joke. I ended up liking it

 

[B.M.800]

Gag gift? You mean like rubber vomit?

That would work... that reminded me of those rubber piles of realistic looking crap... Im gonna have to get some of those somtime.

 

[robbie]

That would work... that reminded me of those rubber piles of realistic looking crap... Im gonna have to get some of those somtime.

Yeah, that will make you gag.