Do you know what a 710 is?

[kibble]

A coworker sent me this joke. I think it's funny enough to share:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, '
What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is click here.

 

[Russ2251]

Mr. Kibble is a male (?) chauvinist pig.

 

[kibble]

LOL!!!! No, not at all. I love women, including blondes! :arf:

 

[RobertD]

bahahahahahahahahah

Sadly, I once actually did lose my 710 cap!

My first car burned a LOT of oil. I would put a quart in every 3rd fill up or so.

So, I topped it off at the filling station, dropped the hood, and drove down the road. A few miles, (and a smoky hood) later, and I noticed I had lost my 710...

That sucked! Luckily I carried a case of oil in the trunk (because of the burning). I think I refilled it, and stuffed a rag in the filler cap hole, and got home. What a mess.


Ah well, happens! haha

 

[jr dragster T]

I've never lost a 710 cap lol.

 

[kibble]

When I was younger, my dad had put oil in the car once closed the hood and left with the 710 cap sitting on top of the engine. He forgot about it and drove off. I don't remember what tipped him off that there was a problem but he ended up opening the hood to check and amazingly enough the cap was still there on top of the engine!