Dispatching your Rooster.

[Bbqjoe]

Okay, you have two choices.
You can either:

A. Cradle him tightly like a football in your left arm take him someplace with a nice view pet him and tell him how good a rooster he's been and how happy he made his lady and that he found food for them. When he is totally calm gently feel for the back of his skull and swiftly pinch/grab and yank, you'll want to fully extend your right arm do not pause or hesitate at any point or it will not be humane you must be 100% confident in this motion.

OR:

B. Take him to a nice afternoon matinee, like Old Yeller.
Buy him a box of buttery popcorn, an orange soda, and cuddle him in your lap and watch the movie together.
When Old Yeller dies, and the screen goes dark, slam his head in the folding theater seat next to you.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

C: take his head firmly in your dominant hand and spin him in circles by it until it detaches from the rest of his body.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

I'm gonna stay out of this one. I'm in enough bands.

 

[Bbqjoe]

C: take his head firmly in your dominant hand and spin him in circles by it until it detaches from the rest of his body.

Please read carefully, as this was not one of the options presented.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

I'm aware of that. I was at one time into cockfighting pretty seriously before it got outlawed everywhere, so I'm pretty well versed in seperating them from their souls. Just thought I'd offer what worked for me.
I guess given the available options I'd go with A since B sounds like something from Tom and Jerry.

 

[Bbqjoe]

I'm aware of that. I was at one time into cockfighting pretty seriously before it got outlawed everywhere, so I'm pretty well versed in seperating them from their souls. Just thought I'd offer what worked for me.
I guess given the available options I'd go with A since B sounds like something from Tom and Jerry.

Thank you.

 

[itsid]

Everything that wile e coyote tried on roadrunner should do the trick.

NOW, may I ask what made a Person think a GOKART Forum is a good place for a
"how to behead a cock" Thread?

Uh there.. I said it...
now ladies stop giggling and beware of men named Richard or you'll wet your pants.

The question though was rather serious..
Joe, why is THIS a good place for THAT thread?

I don't get it really *shrugs*

'sid

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Well it could be another how do I mod a 212 thread or what size tire do I have or what brand of anti-gravity cart do I have?

As a new regular I find sometimes the off topics are pretty interesting. It's where you really get to know​ someone in a text forum.

It's a little harsh of a subject but it's a real way of life for some. Sometimes you have to Cull the flock.

 

[Hellion]

...I was at one time into cockfighting pretty seriously before it got outlawed everywhere...

Oh dear.

FHB, say it ain't so! Don't tell me you play for the other team...

.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Not at all, I guess I should've referred to it as gamefowl. I actually used to write for two magazines about it. One monthly, one bi monthly.
I was in a derby one time for $42,000.unfortunatley I went out in the 3rd round. You guys would be shocked at the money involved.

 

[Poboy kartman]

He was pretty straight....he was just bi-monthly!!!

 

[Hellion]

He was pretty straight....he was just bi-monthly!!!

Real part-timers, those bi's.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Real part-timers, those bi's.

Wait! Are you full time?

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

He was pretty straight....he was just bi-monthly!!!

Man, I walked right into that one.

 

[Bbqjoe]

NOW, may I ask what made a Person think a GOKART Forum is a good place for a
"how to behead a cock" Thread?

The question though was rather serious..
Joe, why is THIS a good place for THAT thread?

I don't get it really *shrugs*

'sid

Well, thanks for asking.

1st, it's different than the same 'ol should I get a torque converter questions, which have been asked and answered 10,000 times.

2nd, It's an off topic forum, and this certainly is off topic.

3rd, People need to laugh now and then, and it's pretty hard to laugh at "what size 212 predator should I get" posts.

4th, I look at life through a "Tom and Jerry" lens and feel a compelling urge to share any silliness I can, especially with some of the members here that I'm more acquainted with.

5th, I know there's a fifth...hold on...
Oh yeah, to get people such as yourself ask why I would post a chicken question like this on a gokart board!

ETA #6. Because I voted B.

ETA again, #7, because if you've ever owned chickens, they're funny as he77!

 

[Hellion]

Wait! Are you full time?

Neither full nor part time. I never applied for the job--not my line of work.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Real part-timers, those bi's.

Joe and I just wanna please people. Either by feeding them or making them laugh...( we do both...)

 

[Bbqjoe]

Neither full nor part time. I never applied for the job--not my line of work.

I think he was mildly referring to your insistence every now and then that someone takes one for the team.
I'm just assuming that he was assuming.

 

[Hellion]

What does that even mean? I'm confused now. Well, I'm off to other threads...

 

[Poboy kartman]

I think he was mildly referring to your insistence every now and then that someone takes one for the team.
I'm just assuming that he was assuming.

I get it ...the rest of you need to pay close attention to the last 5 words in his post.... 2 of them share identical first letters.