So I got a citation for driving with no license, registration, plates, insurance... riding a scooter?!
Seriously, do the **** pigs have anything else to do to pull me over for something LEGAL to do in the state of Texas?
-http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/msb/pages/electric.htm
Seriously, do the **** pigs have anything else to do to pull me over for something LEGAL to do in the state of Texas?

In general, any traffic law which applies to bicycles also applies to motor assisted scooters. That means the operator must obey the usual traffic laws that bicycle operators must obey such as speed limit, signal turns, etc. (TRC 551.101(a)). However, TRC 551.351 states that some laws that apply to a motor vehicle do not apply to these scooters. This means that:
* the scooter operator doesn't need a driver license,
* the scooter operator doesn't need liability insurance,
* the scooter doesn't have to be registered or have a license plate,
* the scooter doesn't have to carry a low speed vehicle emblem; and,
* the scooter doesn't have to be inspected.
Cities and counties may prohibit operation of these scooters on particular streets or highways for safety reasons, as can the Texas Department of Transportation (TXDOT).
-http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/msb/pages/electric.htm