Coming to America.

[Bbqjoe]

Someone right here on this very board is considering a permanent move to America.

Who might it be?
And, do you think he'll like it here?
Why?


Discuss.

 

[Kartorbust]

Well depending on the member (cause I'm pretty clueless), he'll probably like it here. I mean we have just about every nationality living in this country as it is, which isn't a bad thing.

 

[Randy H]

It must be Canadian Jim.
He'll love it here.
The reason, main reason is cheaper hookers.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Naw, Canadian is not Germain to the situation!

WAIT!!!! Is it Speedy212?

 

[Kartorbust]

Well then I think I know who exactly it is.

 

[Poboy kartman]

He's been here before, but maybe he's just been hired by Robert to deal with a "problem" in Texas.

 

[Kartorbust]

Well what did you do this time to warrant him to come here? Lol jk, if he is moving here to the states, Minnesota and Wisconsin are the closest states like Germany and majority of Germans immigrated there anyway. He'd fit right in.

 

[Randy H]

Naw, Canadian is not Germain to the situation!

WAIT!!!! Is it Speedy212?

I've given free x speedy 212 runner, the benefit of a doubt. I was wrong.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well what did you do this time to warrant him to come here? Lol jk, if he is moving here to the states, Minnesota and Wisconsin are the closest states like Germany and majority of Germans immigrated there anyway. He'd fit right in.

Maybe not, there's a bunch of Germans here in Texas!

(Including me and the guy that owns this site!)

 

[Bbqjoe]

Well what did you do this time to warrant him to come here? Lol jk, if he is moving here to the states, Minnesota and Wisconsin are the closest states like Germany and majority of Germans immigrated there anyway. He'd fit right in.

Minnasoda also has a lot of Norveejans.
But somehow I can't see Sid eating the famous Lootafisk.

 

[Kartorbust]

Lootafisk is the worst food in the world Lefsa on the other hand and pickled herring are awesome.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Lootafisk is the worst food in the world Lefsa on the other hand and pickled herring are awesome.

Seriously, how can anything that's cooked in the dishwasher be bad?

 

[chancer]

Ha Ha Very funny. California is still America!
But yes I am looking to move to a More Traditionally American State.
I will not say Which one yet though.

 

[Kartorbust]

Ha Ha Very funny. California is still America!
But yes I am looking to move to a More Traditionally American State.
I will not say Which one yet though.

We'll see in a year or so lol. May need a passport just to come over.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Ha Ha Very funny. California is still America!
But yes I am looking to move to a More Traditionally American State.
I will not say Which one yet though.

Well, this is an interesting distraction.
Anyone else care to cop to anything?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Which America?

There's North America and South America!

Then there's a place in between called Texas.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Which America?

There's North America and South America!

Then there's a place in between called Texas.

God hates Texas.
I'm pretty sure he'd rather have lunch with an Iowainian.

 

[Poboy kartman]

God hates Texas.
I'm pretty sure he'd rather have lunch with an Iowainian.

Then why did he put the desert in Arizona and New Mexico?

 

[Bbqjoe]

Then why did he put the desert in Arizona and New Mexico?

He didn't.
He put the true deserts in the middle east and Kalifornia in preparation for the great "glassing" over.

 

[Texan]

God hates Texas.
I'm pretty sure he'd rather have lunch with an Iowainian.

God Blessed Texas!