Coming soon in 2016!!!! New Poboy product!

[Poboy kartman]

My relentless political funding staff for "The Poboy for President Fund" has come up with yet another fund raising marketing ploy:

The "Poboy Speekn Spayll" : (You kin rays you're younguns rite wid this or sum U new folk thet insist on being spaylling korectly kin learn a thang er two!)

For now, we R in tha developmental stages....so iffin y'all wheel type in a post, will korrects it to the properest spaylling to be syperable in redneck....the bestest wons will be enkorpureatted in the final product! !!!

EDIT: BTW: One caveat ; any misspelling or punctuation mistakes in the submitted posts will be open to much nit-picking....soooo, be very careful when submitting the original material! !!!

 

[itsid]

... now my brain hurts

'sid

 

[landuse]

I don't think this is going to be a winner

 

[New2Dis]

I want to make a Donkey Kong inspired go kart one day.

 

[Poboy kartman]

... now my brain hurts

'sid

Emoticons are not a replacement for periods!

Translation: I gots me a hedake now!

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I don't think this is going to be a winner

Kin a buy a period?

Translation: "I ain't seein it..."

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I want to make a Donkey Kong inspired go kart one day.

I wanna makes a cart like them i plays on them videyo games!

 

[Fun from Boredom]

Me be thunking dis here be some sorta gollywoppin hoedown. Wes bout to have to raze some sand if ye figur we don't be speaking dem der fancy words.


Lol bad thing is I can understand everything he said.

 

[chancer]

Lol bad thing is I can understand eVerything he said.

I would expect a guy from Alambama! living in a town named Dallas could decipher "Redneck"

Translation: Duh.

 

[crazykart]

Meanwhile them californians can't understand themselves half the time.

 

[chancer]

Dooood.... like.... whut....hey.... man... be....cool....bro.

 

[crazykart]

Totally radical man, just tubular brah!

 

[chancer]

Whoa man, you can speak Hawiian! like... cool

 

[crazykart]

Lmao. That's ok, most people think of Michigan as just part of Canada. I guess we're honorary canooks eh?

 

[chancer]

Wait ...its not? eh

 

[Poboy kartman]

Que paso aqui?

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Listen, just because this is a Poboy thread doesn't mean we can just wander off-topic at will! Show some respect!

 

[chancer]

We cant help it if you cannot translate Californian to Redneck. We are not off topic, you are not keepin up!
TRANSLATE THAT!

 

[Poboy kartman]

We cant help it if you cannot translate Californian to Redneck. We are not off topic, you are not keepin up!
TRANSLATE THAT!

U ain't off-topic, U is off reality!

 

[chancer]

U ain't off-topic, U is off reality!

Translation:

Geeeeeet on! Geeeet!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Lukey hair: fer y'all thet kent keeps up....yalls is supozed two post up in the mostest koreckt English....so's i kin translate it proper!!!

Knot otha way round...keep up fer kryin out lowd!

 

[crazykart]

wut the hocky you talkin boot eh?

 

[Poboy kartman]

wut the hocky you talkin boot eh?

No sprekken ze freezeheads!