Colonoscopy

[Nosandwich]

Monday I filled up a gallon jug to the fill line at 8am. Put it in the fridge until 5pm when I started drinking 8oz. glasses every 10 minutes. At 6:30 I started getting acquainted with the toilet, which would continue to the wee hours of the morning. It kinda sucked because I had to call a cab at 6:20am. Tuesday morning.

The colonoscopy wasn't bad at all...I slept right through it. They injected some of that drug that killed Michael Jackson in my IV, and the next thing I knew, the doctor was saying:"Wake up, we're done. "

 

[2SlickNick]

Yep... that's about how it goes.

 

[landuse]

Sounds like you had fun. Not!

 

[TT540]

gives new meaning to wash rinse repeat, 'eh?

 

[KartFab]

Why do I click on these things? Haha! Glad you survived.

 

[bob58o]

Well...

 

[Texan]

Saw it on the news, thankfully all 12 Thai boys & their coach made it out alive

 

[Nosandwich]

My doc was gonna start a band, but Butthole Surfers was taken.

 

[Randy H]

Hope you had a buttload of fun. A man isn't truly a man, until he's self induced diarrhea, and allowed someone to probe him with a camera. In my case it was a female Dr.

A lot of times guys say pics or it didn't happen . Now maybe you could poll this. Butt (get it) I'm willing to bet that in this case everyone is willing to accept this as the gospel truth.

 

[anderkart]

Monday I filled up a gallon jug to the fill line at 8am. Put it in the fridge until 5pm when I started drinking 8oz. glasses every 10 minutes. At 6:30 I started getting acquainted with the toilet, which would continue to the wee hours of the morning. It kinda sucked because I had to call a cab at 6:20am. Tuesday morning.

The colonoscopy wasn't bad at all...I slept right through it. They injected some of that drug that killed Michael Jackson in my IV, and the next thing I knew, the doctor was saying:"Wake up, we're done. "

Whoa, I just had one same day as you. I did the 8.3- oz of Miralax & 2 quarts Gatorade mixture prep, plus 4 Dulcolax tablets. One quart the day before and the second quart early the morning of the procedure.

Had my first Colonoscopy 5 years ago, and was told to drink all the prep the day before like you. That totally sucked, I was miserable on the toilet for hours and didn't get much sleep. I can tell you from experience that's its much better to split up the prep over a 2 day period like my Doctor recommends. My prep was easy this time, I even got a full nights sleep.

Not allowed to drink anything else the day of, but you can take a swig of Biotene dry mouth rinse, swish it around for awhile then spit it out. It really helps!

Our problems are all behind us now...

 

[65ShelbyClone]

My doc was gonna start a band, but Butthole Surfers was taken.

So is Hole.

"I hear the probe a'comin', it's rollin' 'round the gland,
And Doc won't see the sunshine till I dunno when,
I'm stuck in probin' position, and the cord keeps draggin' on,
But the doctor keeps 'a goin' 'till that camera's good 'n gone."

 

[WrenchnIsWhatIdo]

Good Times...Done it twice
The drinking the coolaid parts Sux.!

But the part were you wake up and have the urge to hug all the pretty nurses
(and yes I did)....good times....

The second time 3 yrs later the nurses reconized me so the jig was up
still I got a pitty hig cause one was sitting down and couldn't move fast enough
This Ol Geezer Got his.!...

5 yrs from now can't come soon enough

 

[oledirteh]

Saw it on the news, thankfully all 12 Thai boys & their coach made it out alive

i snorted

 

[anickode]

Can you talk to the aliens now?

 

[Nosandwich]

Can you talk to the aliens now?

No, I still only speak English.

 

[Randy H]

Just hope they didn't implant an encrypted fart transmitter. Butt (haha, get it) that would be much better than a fart receiver.

OK, not funny, please allow me to try again. This is true. Just before my procedure. Seconds before my Dr. said roll on your side. I recalled this one page comic that I had seen.

On the wall was hanging a Dr. of Proctolgy degree. The scene, a Dr and a nurse with a platter and a beer. The caption read No, no, I said a butt light!

Believe or not the whole staff laughed there.... Uhm, they laughed.

 

[65ShelbyClone]

Wait...you described the joke to them and they laughed, or you just silently rolled over and they laughed? I'm confused.

 

[Randy H]

It went like this, they laughed hysterically at the joke. When I rolled over, exposing my manhood, one female nurse gasped, the female Dr. said WOW!,
and the male nurse said you LUCKY BASTARD!

Now you know, the rest of the story.

 

[Nosandwich]

It went like this, they laughed hysterically at the joke. When I rolled over, exposing my manhood, one female nurse gasped, the female Dr. said WOW!,
and the male nurse said you LUCKY BASTARD!

Now you know, the rest of the story.

That explains the laughing.

 

[shady]

hope you don't rolled your eyes from pleasure
but tbh I'm familiar with such case when I was yonger in approx 16-17 y.o., it's a disgusting feeling!