all you need is a google account. once you've got that, then you can log into youtube on your phone. make your video on your phone (the best one you can, with someone ELSE holding the phone steady recording you while you ride around at top speed for a minute or 2, not too far off so we can clearly see you), then go to the video on your phone and there should be a menu option to share, and select youtube. name it, upload it, and when complete copy and past the link here and one of us will correct the link so that the video embeds properly for everyone to see.
the proper link is not the one that youtube initially gives you; it's the one that shows up in the URL AFTER you clink the first link, and will have the word "watch" in the URL. (something like
www.youtu.be.com/watch123abc)