Anyone need their butt welded?

[Bluethunder3320]

Just using the word wheezing makes you sound like one of those nerds thats allergic to everything.

im not allergic to anything, lol

 

[redsox985]

I just like the fact that you can eat your weight in tacos for about $20. I'm not a stoner, lol, I don't have the money. It all gets thrown at my kart project. Plus, it just f***s you up and my mom and gf would kill me. When I get yelled at for spending what mom sees as too much money on karts, or flashlights (I love SureFire), I tell her I could take my money and spend it on drugs. She then says that she'll kill me so I say that I'll make us both happy and spend my money on karts, flashlights, and tacos. Idk why, but I love Mexican. But the butt welders help keep the Mexican in cause Taco Bell becomes bathroom Taco Hell.

 

[Flexibel_kampfe]

Your mom/gf???!?! Please tell me they arent the same person, such as that implies.... lol... And I thought my neck of the woods was messed up...

 

[redsox985]

Sorry, no I'm one state north of that. I'll edit that to and NOW. It's just that they've both said the same thing.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Ha! I absolutely love how you can go off-topic when you're already off-topic. Then off again. I was going to make a butt- welding joke, but by the time I got here...
... I was going to comment on somebody's French Canadian comment...:toetap05:
... But then I got distracted by a Poutine thing...
...And the regrettably forgettable redneck incest thing...
... Then the next thing I know, I'm thinking about how much I'd really like a Quesadilla and maybe a Dos Equis...:arf:

...Oh. Yeah. THAT'S why I'd need my butt welded...
Cheers!

 

[Bluethunder3320]

so you guys hear those miners finally got out??

 

[redsox985]

About a week ago. Did anyone else hear that bluethunder just crawled out from under his rock?? And toystory...it's all relevant somehow c

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I'm still waiting for a good Chilean Miner joke. It's been long enough. Somebody's gotta have one...

 

[Rustydog2010]

'The first sighting of micheal jackson after death has been made in chile after he heard there was traped minors'

Thank you, thank you, im here all week.

lol

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Beautiful. A stab at Wacko Jacko, and Chilean Miners! Bonus points for you!!!

 

[Flexibel_kampfe]

Lol... This is why I love this forum... The rest of mine would have banned me by now for starting this...

 

[Bluethunder3320]

a rock? really? ouch. diss.

at least it wasnt closet.

 

[redsox985]

OK this is weeks old, contradicing myself here (not as big of news), but the owner of Segway drove his Segway off a cliff and fell like 30 feet into a river and died. Just throwin' it out there for discussion.

 

[Bluethunder3320]

I HEARD OF THAT LIKE 1 HOUR AHO

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