There's an older lady who I help out with her computer once in a while who has a big one of those German Shepherd police dogs. Well, last time I was there, I had to go underneath the desk to plug in the printer, as soon as I got down and was about to go under the desk, the stupid dog tries to get on me and I she's all: "Patrick no!!! Oh dear, I think my dog is gay!" I just started laughing.
it is mostly a dominance thing- i had a girl dog who would "mount up" on any dog who would let her-I guess she was Bi . ol Patrick just saw his chance to let kibble know who's da boss. LOL
It decides it cant win/you have kicked its *** long enough. Holding it on its back till it gives up and shuts up also works. Try it some time, gotta think like the dog.