And you think YOU have problems?

[Bbqjoe]

From somewhere else:

I have 6 chickens about 9 weeks old and recently got two more chickens that are now 3 weeks old.
Two days ago I went out to let the chickens out and one of our baby's was gone and the other was in the bigger chickens run area. Dolly (our baby chicken that we still have) was very dependent on our other chicken who is now gone.
She cried the first day so I carried her around and snuggled her and the boys played with her in the house. She even slept in the house snuggled in a blanket right next to a mirror (only place I could get her to stop crying without one of us around her.
Today I went and got another chicken and she seems to be doing really well with her. The only thing is when I went to close her in she stayed right by the door chirping and crying. Does anyone have experience​ with a situation like this? Will she now think she belongs inside? Today She came to the door a couple times and chirped until I opened it and then she just walked on in.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Joe....that's not what us guys mean by "a cute chick!"

Careful, though, I used to carry my chicken in every evening and put it in a pet carrier for the night. They can become pets pretty quickly. They don't potty train well though.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Joe....that's not what us guys mean by "a cute chick!"

Careful, though, I used to carry my chicken in every evening and put it in a pet carrier for the night. They can become pets pretty quickly. They don't potty train well though.

For Pete's sake.
Read closer, this was found somewhere else!

I'd cook a chicken that thinks it needs to live inside.

 

[itsid]

Now you lost me.. [again]

If you do not refer to the "Closer" magazine (which I doubt since it's british not american.. and targets women [and the occasional gay men])
I don't see what has been missed either..

Anyways, there's still the grand chicken solution to all your chicken issues...

FOX
(no not the news channel... good lord.. who puts a chicken in front of a tv if not in a KFC bucket?!)

'sid

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Geez poboy you don't pay attention do you. That article said 6 chickens. Joe just mail-order a whole slew of hot chicks.

 

[Hellion]

Mama always told us not to play with our food, much less make friends with it.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Whenever I think my world is falling apart, and I'm in my shrink's office, I try to remember stories like this of people who have real problems.

J/K

 

[supermanotorious]

not even kidding, I recently had drinks with a gal from work who told me her dog would whine all day while she was at work, her apt nabes were complaining, she took it to a vet here in Phoenix, the vet put the dog on human Xanax.........

 

[pRoFiT]

I'm not even on xanax! I like dogs but really? Electric Collar will fix that whining. Or don't get a dog if you live in a small apartment where you will be gone all day.

I could use some xanax though...

 

[Hellion]

not even kidding, I recently had drinks with a gal from work who told me her dog would whine all day while she was at work, her apt nabes were complaining, she took it to a vet here in Phoenix, the vet put the dog on human Xanax.........

Obviously the neighbors are very noisy, the dog hears them and yearns for the human contact. Tell your gal pal she needs two dogs so they can keep each other company...or whine twice as loud

 

[supermanotorious]

ugh, cant call that gal a pal, she is smokin hot, 28 y/o, and dumber than a box of rocks, without saying it, she let me know she has a LOT of growing up to do

 

[Poboy kartman]

Geez poboy you don't pay attention do you. That article said 6 chickens. Joe just mail-order a whole slew of hot chicks.

EXCUSE THE HEEL OUTTA ME!

Once you start taking Joe seriously..... ..... Nevermind.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

 

[chancer]

I like Sids suggestion! Make the Chicken Watch CNN!
It will never come in the house again!
Humans do not even watch that Garbage!

 

[Ebrownie]

Wait, your back chance!? Did I miss your return or is this your first time on in a few weeks? Most of us were wondering where you went.

 

[chancer]

fIRST TIME

 

[pRoFiT]

How did this thread go away from dumb smoking hot 28 yo who loves dogs? Let's see some pics. This thread is pointless without them!

Oh hi chancer, why aren't you in Texas yet?

 

[Tom Knight]

fIRST TIME

Well we all know how that worked out....