Raced a Porsche 911 GT3RS

[bob58o]

So I was sitting at the stop light by my house. Just me in my Fusion, The Guy next to me in his purple Porsche 911 GT3RS, and the 5 professional pan-handlers who work the four corners of this intersection.

Of course we were going to race.

I used the "homeless" guy who drives a Cadillac SUV and sleeps in a $50/night hotel room as a distraction. (His motorized bicycle is pretty cool too.)

The light turned green...

My tires chirped twice and I was at 7000 RPM switching to 3nd Gear and had to have at least a four car jump on him. I was in front of him in HIS lane. I guess the Porsche has no low end????

Realizing he made a mistake, Purple Porsche guy was now in a desperate, panicked state of mind. I also made a mistake. The right lane was sloppy. I should of stayed in the left.

So now the Panicked Purple Porsche Person switched to the good lane.

A combo of the lane choice and his obvious use of Nitrous Oxide or something else illegal and NOT FAIR allowed him to overtake me by a hair in the long run.


I wonder how many tickets he gets because of jerks like me?

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

I have a clapped out old Pontiac that will bust that fusions hind end for you if you ever get tired of playing with slow cars......


Porsche ain't got nothing for it either.

 

[chancer]

Porsche are For road course Driving!
Worst thing a guy could do to a porsche is attempt to Drag race it.

Is it Porsha or just porsh? I like to say Porshki.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Porsche are For road course Driving!
Worst thing a guy could do to a porsche is attempt to Drag race it.

Is it Porsha or just porsh? I like to say Porshki.

I asked an old Mexican....he said those were just something old men sat in.......he called it a Porch.

 

[OzFab]

Is it Porsha or just porsh? I like to say Porshki.

It's "glorified beetle"

 

[chancer]

It's "glorified beetle"

Overglorified Carman Ghia works too.

 

[porsche930dude]

Porsche are For road course Driving!
Worst thing a guy could do to a porsche is attempt to Drag race it.

Is it Porsha or just porsh? I like to say Porshki.

then why do they come with launch control? The older cars certainly true. Id never attempt a hard launch in my sc too much traction the tranny cant take it

 

[chancer]

then why do they come with launch control? The older cars certainly true. Id never attempt a hard launch in my sc too much traction the tranny cant take it

I think you answered your own Question.