The Poboy Way

[Poboy kartman]

You know, the local convenience store I buy gas, smokes, and beer at is not unlike this forum...

We razz each other constantly. I was just up there, filled up on gas, and grabbed some beer. The owner was there...."DOUG! How's it going buddy? " So...we exchanged a little small talk and I checked out....then said "Crap I forgot smokes! ....and I don't want to do another transaction right now!" The owner hands me a pack and says: "Just pay later...." The little guy working the counter says "Just pay me next time! "

I point at the owner and say: "How am I going to pay this guy, he only shows up about what? 2 hours every leap year? " The owner says: "I'm here everyday and this guy can tell you! " (Pointing to the customer behind me.)

The guy says :" Yeah, somebody's gotta keep (the little guy) in line!" I say :"Well, he might as well stay home because it ain't working! "

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Story needs more crazy broads.

 

[machinist@large]

Story needs more crazy broads.

He'd quit shopping there (maybe someone should tell the owner???).

 

[Poboy kartman]

No broads are crazy enough to hang out with us guys!

EDIT: Actually....there are....but they are either in prisons for the criminally insane or state hospitals in padded rooms.

 

[chancer]

Hey EZ...
Here are some Dumb Broads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eyq9qTOQY

 

[Poboy kartman]

I have an idea! DIY gokarts dating site! Anybody got a candidate for a compatible candidate for this lovely woman?

BTW: Why is an old Beach Boys tune rolling around in my head now????? "I wish they all could be California girls? "

EDIT: BTW: SOOOOO....glad this isn't YouTube....do y'all realize I could have like 29,600 thumbs down by now? (Just on THIS thread?)

 

[bob58o]

I have an idea! DIY gokarts dating site! Anybody got a candidate for a compatible candidate for this lovely woman?

BTW: Why is an old Beach Boys tune rolling around in my head now????? "I wish they all could be California girls? "

EDIT: BTW: SOOOOO....glad this isn't YouTube....do y'all realize I could have like 29,600 thumbs down by now? (Just on THIS thread?)

I love dumb girls. I think they are funny. I would marry this one.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yeah....I was thinking more like FreeRunner....a match made in Heaven!

I mean opposites attract....and we all know he's a genius....

 

[bob58o]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JN5YCvDIA#t=44.907391

GUY: "How long does it take to travel 80 miles if doing 80 mph?"
GIRL: "What does that have to to do with me making you a sandwich?"
GUY: " We gunna fool around later?"
GIRL: "Yeaaaa!"

Marriage material!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well, crap....it's raining! I went out to the pond earlier and spotted the last inch of a snake tail crawling off into the rocks and groundcover. I KNOW this was not the snake I saw crawl under the shed....this might be a ribbon!

Anyway...I had some stuff I was needing to get done outside...but...it's raining and thundering, so...CRAP!

On the bright side ,saw a bunch of small snails and a thousand baby tadpoles in the pond!!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Put on your swimming drawers and rubber boots and get out there and work. Dang.

 

[Poboy kartman]

DADGUMMIT!!!! Just checking my ammo inventory....and I'm extremely low on Aguila .22 Super Colibri....

If anyone knows where I can find some....let me know!

EDIT: What's really sad is....I've thrown away a few boxes in the past thinking the shells were bad....but with only 11 ft. lbs. of muzzle velocity....a slightly dirty barrel was the culprit!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well, crap....it's raining! I went out to the pond earlier and spotted the last inch of a snake tail crawling off into the rocks and groundcover. I KNOW this was not the snake I saw crawl under the shed....this might be a ribbon!

Anyway...I had some stuff I was needing to get done outside...but...it's raining and thundering, so...CRAP!

On the bright side ,saw a bunch of small snails and a thousand baby tadpoles in the pond!!

So....dodged a bullet on the severe weather and it bypassed us...(maybe got a quarter inch and no severe weather. So I go out by the pond...and low and behold...scurrying along the path...(in the absolute worst place it could be to escape) ...is a little snake...I catch it and it bites me with all it's might and locks down on my finger! Unfortunately for him....him jest ain't got enough toofys to git through tha skin! SOOOO...it looks like a ribbon alright, but not one I've ever seen before!

A red striped-striped ribbon! For a second, I thought it may have been a Texas garter, but they tend to be fatter and their back stripe is more yellow/orangeish.

I'm gonna try to load a pic of him in the critter keeper with a quarter....so you can see how big this bad boy is!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Ahhh....here it is: (thought it was a better pic!)

 

[chancer]

GUY: "How long does it take to travel 80 miles if doing 80 mph?"
GIRL: "What does that have to to do with me making you a sandwich?"
GUY: " We gunna fool around later?"
GIRL: "Yeaaaa!"

Marriage material!

Yep, I saw that too. It just does not get any better!!!
Dumb,
Hot,
Making you a sandwich, and Double ckecking you want Mayo?, just to make sure you are happy!
and the way She said "Yeah" to fooling around later, as if it were a dumb question!
Now that's not my Video, but now you guys know what it is like to be me.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yep, I saw that too. It just does not get any better!!!
Dumb,
Hot,
Making you a sandwich, and Double ckecking you want Mayo?, just to make sure you are happy!
and the way She said "Yeah" to fooling around later, as if it were a dumb question!
Now that's not my Video, but now you guys know what it is like to be me.

Uh huh...copy of this post sent to PO box....instructions sent for payment t instructions to Chancer....and PO box # left with trusted friend inside a letter addressed to the wifey!

 

[chancer]

She did not get your letter cause she was making me a sandwich!
Plus the only wrong part is "Dumb" She is actually Super Smart.
Why do you think she married me!

 

[Poboy kartman]

She did not get your letter cause she was making me a sandwich!
Plus the only wrong part is "Dumb" She is actually Super Smart.
Why do you think she married me!

She was drunk?

 

[chancer]

Oh yeah and She would not have had to ASK if I want Mayo. She already knows exactly how I like it!

---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:46 PM ----------

She was drunk?

True!
BTW Just got done!!!!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well....thought I'd take my life and limb into my own hands so y'all could get a better look at this vicious snake....and take a pic of him in my bare hand!!!!