Go Kart Calendar

[chancer]

Trolling through Craigs list found this under Go Karts.
And I thought he was Joking.
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/bks/5348365033.html
On the advice of our wise old Moderator Fabroman. I started this thread and posted it here for you viewing errr... pleasure.

 

[itsid]

Thanks Eric, for sharing.

Thanks Doug, for making me laugh

'sid

PS I'm almost tempted.... but shipping is always the killer app on international orders

 

[Poboy kartman]

Thanks Eric, for sharing.

Thanks Doug, for making me laugh

'sid

PS I'm almost tempted.... but shipping is always the killer app on international orders

We can send yours via carrier pigeon....Robert's are available right now....

 

[Denny]

Wow! Just Wow, I don't know what to say. Mmm I think I'm gonna be sick now. Congratulations on the calendar? You jerk, you'll probably make a million bucks selling it as a personal defense weapon like Mace, pepper spray, stun gun and now PoorBoy calendars. Good for scaring off cockroaches, mice, rats, raccoons, opossums and burglars.

Denny

 

[chancer]

Hey Poboy the other day you were all fired up about the Jihadi's is Ca. Now you can help defend the world with this "Calendar". It is easily concealed under a shirt, It will pass through metal detectors, walk right through TSA agents at the airport and surely stop anyone dead in their tracks. Lucky

 

[Poboy kartman]

Good for scaring off cockroaches, mice, rats, raccoons, opossums and burglars.



Denny

Judging by my kitchen....the burglars were the only ones that got the memo....everyone else is makin themselves to home....

EDIT: Oh wait!!!! I did have a burglar steal some food from my fridge once! I described him to the cops: "Ummmm ....about 5'10" maybe 5'11".....hard to say officer he was walking bent over grabbing his stomach...." Did you see the getaway car? "Yeah....big boxy lookin thing with flashing lights....and MedStar or some such on the side...."

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

That's funny. You need one of those "winter projects" to keep you busy.

 

[karte_m0lim]

Thanks ... Now I am blind again...

 

[chancer]

Order now and get a FREE Speak'n'Spay

 

[Poboy kartman]

Order now and get a FREE Speak'n'Spay

SHHHHH!!! Told ya to keep that under your hat! The Poboy voice activated pet sterilizer is not due out until 2017!

 

[Poboy kartman]

We have, however, considered the 'Poboy Emergency Alert Button' as an extra free gift.

If you fall and can't get up...simply push the button for an immediate response: "Gee, that's too bad."

EDIT: For you southern folk, we got the delux Dixie model; it says: "Well bless your heart!"

 

[Denny]

I gotta know have you actually sold one of these yet? Probably real popular with the fruits and nuts crowd.

Denny

 

[Poboy kartman]

I gotta know have you actually sold one of these yet? Probably real popular with the fruits and nuts crowd.

Denny

Selling what? The Poboy fund and Poboy for President fund are not for profit organizations...(and dagnabit iifin the books don't prove that!)

Remember we accept DONATIONS....NOT to receive a swimsuit edition calendar...we DO offer the PG version for sale ...but all profits go to the rehabilitation fund for the Calfornian insane.....(formerly known as "criminally insane"....but Chancer has gone straight).....well.....at least THAT way.....

 

[chancer]

I gotta know have you actually sold one of these yet? Probably real popular with the fruits and nuts crowd.

Denny