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A racist walks into a bar....notices a lone black man sitting at a table in the corner.....

He announces: "I'm buying drinks for everyone in the bar exept that black a-o sitting in the corner! " Everyone cheered and enjoyed their drinks....and after they were all through....the black man said: "Thank you sir."

Now....the racist was a bit puzzled by that.....but when he came back the next night....he made the same offer with the same result....

So he confronts the black man..".....why are you thanking me and seem so happy.....when I'm buying every one in here a drink but you?"

The black man replied: "Because I own this bar!"
 
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I got one for you! its kinda long.

a man is walking through a parking garage.
a county officer is following behind about 300 feet.
county officer calls the man by the color of his shirt. the man stops and turns around.
the county officer ask's for ID. the man questioned if he was being detained. the officer said yes. the man then ask "what am I being detained with?" the officer ignores him. the man asked again "I'll show you my ID if I have been suspected of committing a crime but I wont until you tell me what I have done wrong" the officer goes "If you don't show me your ID I will arrest you." the man says "what are you arresting me for?" the officer then pushes the man against a car grabs his hands pushes the man around a little bit, frisking him pulls his wallet out throws it on the ground, grabs his cell throws it on the back the car. the man now in handcuffs ask's what he's being charged with, the officer isn't answering and has his partner go grab the squad car. The man sits in silence as the officer goes through his stuff and the officer runs his drivers licence. The officer then tells the man, "the way you backed up from me back there I could of tazed you" the man questions the officer "Is that what you saw? me backing up standing in one spot?" the officer is looking for anything to pin the man on. the officer can't find anything. The officer then goes "I stopped you because I was walking through the parking garage and I saw you speeding and driving recklessly." The man goes "I was driving the speed limit, how can you tell on foot how fast I was going anyway, you got a radar gun in your eyeballs?" The officer clearly coming down from his adrenaline rush and starts changing his story. the officer can't find anything to pin on the man, so he writes him a traffic ticket for failing to show his ID. But the man knows one doesn't have to provide ID if he's not operating a motor vehicle. The man receives a 114 dollar ticket, some bruises and a larger hate for local jackboots...

funny story amirite?

I would also like to point out, the man is white, and two officers where black.
its not the race that's the problem, it's the god darn jackboots running this country a muck.
 
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In Baltimore, There is a black police commissioner, a black mayor, we have a black attorney genera,l and a black President. 6 officers were charged with a crime in the wrongful death of a black man. and black people still rioted, looted and burned the place down.
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chancer said:
In Baltimore, There is a black police commissioner, a black mayor, we have a black attorney genera,l and a black President. 6 officers were charged with a crime in the wrongful death of a black man. and black people still rioted, looted and burned the place down.
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Yeah, but stupidity and ignorance knows no color..... It IS however, very infectious. When one dumb a$$ sees another do something stupid / ignorant, chances are, he'll do it too. Look at what happened on that bridge in Georgia..... And they had the balls to name the bridge after a racist?
Be careful.... Be VERY Very careful..... Stupidity is everywhere.....
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How 'bout a dirty joke! 2 pigs walk into the mud hole..... Lil while later...... 3 walk out....... :lolgoku:
 
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