Oh, to live in the perfect world....
It's probably a good thing you live in another juristinction; in some parts of the world, preaching to the choir can get you in trouble. Kind of like people proving that the emperor has no clothes....
Really? You have just noticed that most members of the forum will most likely never have access to 3 Phase power?
Back when I was just getting into high school, my Dad bit the bullet and started buying the materials for a 36' X 40' pole barn. Cash on the barrel head. Which meant we got it enclosed and weather tight just before I graduated. Just being able to close the door on the weather was awesome

, and we got by with the 1/2 HP single cylinder compressor that he received as a Christmas gift the year I was born.
I had to look for work in town (I'm still there); I tripped over a closeout Ingersoll T5 5 HP for sale, and Dad bit. It's a really great unit; to bad it's so big that we now only fire it up a couple of times a year.
The biggest job we've used it for over the last 10 years has been cleaning out the seed compartments in our planting equipment. And just for the

of it, he and I went in together on a 2.5 HP, 110 V 21 gallon tank unit from HF for ~ $150.00 on sale. Does everything we've asked of the big one for daily chores, and gave a good accounting of itself for the over the top job.
So here's were I'm forced to ask; why does someone "Have To Have" something so big that they would need a zoning exemption just to run the occasional air tool?