Sounds like what you need is some "vandalism from random hoodlums" in the middle of the night.
Even better.. I got a strait piped twin cylinder motorcycle... 3 AM is sure hell of a time for redline....

Speaking of that, I was actually out today, test riding around my neighborhood, the speed limits 30MPH but during the day, there's NO ONE out but a few lawn cutters. I was doing like a slow/speed up. 45mph or so. this lady signals for me to slow down, I look at her, and signal to speed up.. as I rev'd my engine [she actually lives in my neighborhood and is full of herself] well apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did, when I came back around [it makes a giant loop] an she was on her phone, with her truck PARKED SIDEWAYS in the middle of the street to try to stop me.. So I took the sidewalk..
quality.


The only time I regret that we're all trying to run a family friendly forum is when we have a gauntlet throw down challenge like this; to do both of these justice requires language that is rightly 