A Christmas Carol

[Doc Sprocket]

Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Bashing through the snow
On a souped-up Manco Fox
The white stuff was so thick
That it obscured the rocks!

I heard the clutch-bell ring
I saw my wheels go by
I don't remember very much
'Cept staring at the sky!

Oh-
Scattered parts
Scattered parts
Bits strewn everywhere
Oh what fun it is to try
To find it all out there
Hey-
Scattered parts
Scattered parts
Pieces on the lawn
I'm wandering in circles here
The wreckage all but gone

Don't wanna wait till spring
For the snow to melt
I failed to write down
The size of that drive belt

My left spindle's gone
My brakes blew all apart
I'm praying now that Santa Clause
Brings me a new go kart!

Oh-
Scattered parts
Scattered parts
Bits strewn everywhere
Oh what fun it is to try
To find it all out there
Hey-
Scattered parts
Scattered parts
Pieces in the ditch
I'm freezing in this wonderland
'Cuz winter is a !!!

***everybody feel free to belt this little jem out while you're caroling this season!***

Merry Christmas everybody!

 

[devino246]

That's hilarious! did you write it??

 

[FatCat]

Lol it must be awful cold up there in Canada. You've got too much time on your hands. very nice.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Thanks guys. I tossed that together about an hour ago while painting a closet. Then, I came out- aaaarrrggghhh! Okay- I exited the, uh, wardrobe (hahahaha) sung it to myself a few times, and sent it up the pipe.

Just trying to kill a Friday, on a lousy jobsite.

 

[FatCat]

Lol sounds like the last time I rode a dirtbike. You know what they say. "With age comes a cage!"

 

[landuse]

Sounds like the paint got to you.

 

[B.M.800]

Very nice.

 

[souperman000]

Thanks guys. I tossed that together about an hour ago while painting a closet. Then, I came out- aaaarrrggghhh! Okay- I exited the, uh, wardrobe (hahahaha) sung it to myself a few times, and sent it up the pipe.

Just trying to kill a Friday, on a lousy jobsite.

Sounds lie this could be a personal story?

Maybe we could get it mixed and it will be the official DIYGK jingle!

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I'd love to blame the paint, but I can't. Waterborne, acrylic. Harmless. The above is just a product of my insanity...

 

[devino246]

I'd love to blame the paint, but I can't. Waterborne, acrylic. Harmless. The above is just a product of my insanity...

You're not the Canadian Charlie Harper, are you?

 

[Doc Sprocket]

You're not the Canadian Charlie Harper, are you?

You've lost me.

 

[souperman000]

You've lost me.

I'm assuming he means Charlie Sheen's old character on the sitcom "Two and a Half Men." His job was to make jingles...he didn't make very many on the show though.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I see. Think of me more as a Canadian Weird Al Yankovic. But without the success...

 

[souperman000]

I see. Think of me more as a Canadian Weird Al Yankovic. But without the success...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwgFRy3XK8o

 

[landuse]

I'd love to blame the paint, but I can't. Waterborne, acrylic. Harmless. The above is just a product of my insanity...

Or maybe you were so high on the paint that you thought it was harmless.....Hmmmm

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Probably more of a case of all the nasty crap in the past...

 

[Rustydog2010]

Awesome Toystory!

Merry Christmas all! Time to go open presents.

 

[souperman000]

Merry Christmas all! Time to go open presents.

This happens every year, the kixis and aussies get everything first! Its still 10 am on the 24th where I live.

 

[Rustydog2010]

Ha! Just gone 9am on the 25th here.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Well, early or late-

Merry Christmas from all of us here at DIYGK to all of you wonderful members! And may the New Year bring health and happiness to you and your loved ones!