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Man I was expecting a big jump. Wish I had a forklift I could thrash on.

So what does he do thats so weird at work? I work with a super freak as well.
 

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We used to thrash an old forklift when I worked in a warehouse about 15 years ago. We loved doing donuts and getting it up on two wheels.
 

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haha.. i've seen some pretty funny stuff from come from forklift operating.. hehe.

we used to take ours mud boogging, race the bobcat, run to the store across town, hehe, run to the bar.. seen it try to go through a door with the lift way up.. those front wheels prolly came about 4-5 feet off the ground!
ahh.. the good ole days.. non stop fun... at the strawboard plant.. lmao
 

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haha.. no doubt!

hey anyone else seen the one of the forklift in a ware house, bumps shelf hard, and causes a chain reaction that topples all the shelves and burries the 2 forklifts and guys? thinkit was supposedly an old russian vodka warehouse or something.. lol
 

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Bighead, let's here about this freak you work with.

Lets just say I work with Norman Bates.

 

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What's really bad is when a forklift gets driven off the loading dock into the truck lot. That's a big crash.

Even worse is when a brand new Pontiac Firebird does it, I remember years ago when I worked at a warehouse and we had the safety rail removed because a truck was on its way. Well I don't know what this woman from the office was doing back there with her brand new Firebird but she drove right off the loading dock. That was a sad sight to see.
 

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Man I was expecting a big jump. Wish I had a forklift I could thrash on.

So what does he do thats so weird at work? I work with a super freak as well.

He just gives off a sociopath vibe. When he talks to you, ya can't help thinking about an A&E true crime show or flash forwarding in your mind to when the news interviews you after the cops dig the remains of 27 dead prostitutes out if his yard.

"He was real quiet but in a creepy kind of way. I always knew there was something wrong with him."
 

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haha.. no doubt!

hey anyone else seen the one of the forklift in a ware house, bumps shelf hard, and causes a chain reaction that topples all the shelves and burries the 2 forklifts and guys? thinkit was supposedly an old russian vodka warehouse or something.. lol

That one is a classic.

I was in a warehouse once, where they had rows and rows of soda pop in aluminum cans, in cases as well as 6 pack rings, all stacked on pallets. The pallets had more pallets on top of them, so they were stacked maybe 7 or 8 feet tall. Something had fallen over, causing a chain reaction that toppled several rows, maybe 20 or 30 stacks. There was soda pop everywhere, all mixed up with punctured cans, dented cans, undamaged cans, etc. All I could think of as I walked through was "I'm glad I'm just delivering an envelope and I don't work here!"
 

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lol. and they say men are bad drivers. this makes you wonder why men pay so much for insurance when women are the bad driver. men just do stupid things in there cars like the guy in the last few seconds of that video.
 

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yeah! since when is crashing into a pole doing donuts worse than not being able to parallel park? INSURANCE COMPAINIES ARE SEXIST!
 
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