So are you saying that you're actually homeless, don't have a car, cardboard box, or even a shopping cart, and have been forced to try and survive on an independently hosted web site?!?
I'm a real fan of this site (it's why I'm here), but I have an actual home that I live in; I really hope you haven't taken out a mortgage or something...... That might be bad.....
EDIT: Also, I really hope you noticed that our host and administrator is a resident of the State of Texas.... I just had to make sure that you knew about it.....