Stupidest non-sensical song lyrics ever

[Poboy kartman]

So....I was driving in my truck a little while ago when a song was playing on the radio.....

They say that nowadays kids pay more attention to the lyrics in songs than their parents.....

So....I'm listening to a song by the buthole surfers....and something struck me about this line...(which follows "some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes") ...."some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes"....

So....I'm thinking...this makes no sense whatsoever...and I mention it to an acquaintance....and he brings up the fact that that guy is Mr.Rogers son....(true)....and another line in that song is about a Dallas Cowboy...."then there was the ever present football player rapist"....which makes even more sense when coupled with the other line...."They were all in love with dying....they were doing it in Texas".....

So....I got to thinking about that line....and it actually makes sense....being Mr. Rogers son....he was raised in opulence....so even if 'Buthole Surfers' was a complete flop....he would still die a wealthy man....unless he squandered his inheritance......

So....thinking about the way people rush to grab up the worldly possessions relatives leave behind....and how sometimes people kill to get a bigger share...(or one at all)....I guess it makes sense.....

Any that don't? ???

 

[Badot]

Regardless of lyrics, the thing that really bugs me is when they get lazy and instead of figuring out something that fits the rhythm just add in a few 'woah' or 'yeah'. 10x worse if they do a whole verse of it -- seems to have replaced instrumental sections in pop music now.

Also, you have to account for the fact that when you have nonsensical lyrics someone can probably always 'figure out' some 'deep' meaning or something, whether it was intended or not.

 

[DaveP]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers Soul to squeeze:

Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone,
ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad,
like an apple gift but i went out and never said my pleasures
I'm much better but I won't regret it never

That's the first stupid one to come to mind for me

Then theres Rush the complete Opposite of the tread title. IMO

 

[itsid]

Well, how about a classic ?

Richard Harris - Macarthur Park:

Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it.
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh noooooo.

WHAT?!

'sid

 

[Poboy kartman]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers Soul to squeeze:

Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone,
ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad,
like an apple gift but i went out and never said my pleasures
I'm much better but I won't regret it never

That's the first stupid one to come to mind for me

Then theres Rush the complete Opposite of the tread title. IMO

Are you sure???? I thought it was "baa baa baa dee bo bo pa dang...do do ba ba zo zinga dang dang"......

Oh well...give him a break....he spent a lot of time under a bridge shooting up heroin.....

But.....you've definitely set the bar high!

 

[DMCdesign]

Worst I've heard-
My life be like ooh aah.
It's more complicated than shakespearean poetry! ****!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Worst I've heard-
My life be like ooh aah.
It's more complicated than shakespearean poetry! ****!

Not familiar with that one....must be "Hip Hop...whatnot....who gives a f***k".....I really believe that the "C" is silent in rap "music".....childish lyrics set to 3rd world rythms......not music.....not art....just bangin bass bustin gangsta BS....they have to turn off befo they do they drive-bys....rant over.....well....almost.....pull up yo danned pants oready fool!!!!

 

[itsid]

hm.. how about some spic girl poetry then...



'sid

 

[Crashz28]

The thing that bothers me is when they change the way a word is pronounced to make it rhyme with another word.

Or Drake annoys me with the whole I started from the bottom and now I here song. I am thinking he started out as a teen actor on the De Grassi show or whatever.

Don't even get me started on Meagan Trainor trying to be all hood all the time. I grow up in 5th ward bad area of Houston I know all about the hood I hate fake people. All Malibu most wanted B.S.

 

[Crashz28]

You reminded me of this

http://youtu.be/JV2s0UIPOQY

 

[supermanotorious]

Classic- Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy.

Modern- N**** why you babysitting only two or three shots
I'mma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of liquor then you dive in it