Lol that reminded me of a rather famous german webdesign company back in the days "derBauer"
it was a 56k modem days and they had a "new webpage" ..
with a flash interface (when flash was still macromedia not yet bought by adobe)
1.45MB of content.. I had to literally wait hours to see "state of the art" webcontent.
Today it's faster to stream a complete full HD Tv series episode over netflix;
And now the best part.. it's still out there

And.. today it's instantly up and running:
http://www.derbauer.de/PAST/THE_PORTAL/
(I doubt it works on mobiles tbh.. it's flash after all

)
'sid
PS but we got off topic somehow...
Soo you heard about the nut, that got screwed over buying bolts?... Me neither
