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if only i had some bacon laying around.......

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Now that's funny! I always wanted a plasma torch. I'm off to the butcher's!!!

On a related note, I'm trying to find financial backing to develop bacon scented perfume. Want a man to find you 100% irresistable? Bacon perfume! Would YOU leave a woman that smelled like bacon alone? Oh HE//, NO!
 

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To sum it up, he takes meat and wraps it into a tube, puts an oxygen line it the back and lights it coming out of the meat and uses it to cut a baking pan.
 
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