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Attention all Gokarters!!! A must have!

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Bbqjoe

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Do you own a gokart?
Do you have any empty hollow feeling in your soul, one that you just can't seem to fill?
No matter how much you ride your kart, do you just feel that something is missing?
Does this aching in your being cause you to beat your wife and kids? Or possibly drive you to medicate your yearnings with alcohol and drugs, only to find that those feelings won't cease to gnaw at your psyche?

Do you miss work because of these things?
Do you find yourself praying over this, only to have your prayers go unanswered?
Have you even gone as far as contemplating suicide in order to stop the cravings for the complete wholeness that you seek?

Well my friends, look no further, for your salvation is here.
rizwanwh001_4 has what you desire.
For only $55 dollars, you can complete the ominous person you wish to be.
rizwanwh001_4 will squelch that fire that burns out of control within.
You, your life, and your kart can now be in complete oneness.

Open your arms, and accept rizwanwh001_4 's offering to complete fulfillment.

You may ask, how is this possible? How can that bottomless pit of a soul I live with possibly be filled?

Ask no longer. Search no further. Be still your loveless yearning heart, for the answer is so close, you can almost taste it.

You will quit kicking the dog. You will no longer have to drink straight vodka in the morning. Your desire for drugs will wane.
You will no longer tear at your hair and eyes trying to find the answer.
Your spouse will love you more as they see the new light in you.
Your boss will give you a raise, and even above all that, you'll be the envy of all your friends and fellow karting buddies.

People will say you seem different, happier, more go lucky and carefree. It's even possible that the prizes will reside in the top of your cereal box, instead of buried at the bottom.
Life will become anew. You'll embrace each day with an excitement that you will realize that you have never had before.

The clouds will part, and the sun will shine. Your hidden depression will simply vanish. You will look in the mirror again and smile at this new person you have become.
The world will be yours on an oyster shell for a measly $55 dollars?

Have you reached the point where you are ready to step outside of your dark existence, are you ready to welcome a quiet fulfilled happy lifetime of joy?
If you're truly ready, really and truly ready for real this time to be healed forever....

Then brace yourself, and click here.
 

Flyinhillbilly

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Not goin to click that, but if you do in fact have a hollow yearning in your soul, then do something about it. I do at least one thing a day to try and improve my life. It works. I don't need no stinking guru.
 

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When did you stop beating your wife, Joe?
 

bob58o

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Where's the wooden figurine bear that was 'posed to be on the other side of that link

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Don't kick dogs. The rest is cool.
 

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Whats in the Bag?
and will it make me the person my Dog already thinks I am?
 

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On the beating women part, every time I've ever had one complain about getting beaten, it turns out that I wanted to before it was over. Didn't, but wanted to. Be cautious of women who talk about how their sorry ex's beat them, it's been my experience that they are habitual button pushers and most likely deserved it. In my family there are two things that will get you "disappeared", beating a woman, and messing with kids.
 

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Clicking on that link was a major letdown. Expectations were not met. Try harder, Joe!

 

Bbqjoe

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Clicking on that link was a major letdown. Expectations were not met. Try harder, Joe!


Yeah, but how many people do you really know who have one?

You have nothing, nothing I tells ya, to compare to.

You know, it even says in the description that it's relatively exclusive to karts.

Do you have an official kart bag???? Huh???
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Yeah! and Pesonalized too, You could order it to say:
--------------------The Bbqjoe Banned----------------
 
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