I tried to donate blood today.

[Denny]

I tried to donate blood today, it did not go well. Too many stupid questions. I got mad and just walked out on those jerks.
Who’s blood is it?
Where did you get it?
Why is it in a bucket?

 

[panchothedog]

Why didn't you just tell them it was from that dead cat you found on the side of the road. I mean what's more convenient then a bucket. A cardboard box sure as heck wouldn't have worked.

 

[Master Hack]

Thats horrible! So you had to leave without yer cookie and juice box?

 

[Denny]

Yup, I had no food in the house and I heard the cookies were real good. But nooo….
So I had to go grocery shopping then. $400.00 shot to heck!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Why can't you regulate your blood pressure by donating it?

 

[Denny]

I don’t know?

 

[Master Hack]

It used to work. Now It's just a doctor conspiracy to make ya pay more.
kinda like getting an oil change at one of dem quicky oil change places, where the kids workin there forget to put oil back in.

The history of bloodletting

With a history spanning at least 3000 years, bloodletting has only recently—in the late 19th century—been discredited as a treatment for most ailments. The practice of bloodletting began around 3000 years ago with the Egyptians, then continued with the Greeks and Romans, the Arabs and Asians...

bcmj.org

 

[Denny]

It used to work. Now It's just a doctor conspiracy to make ya pay more.
kinda like getting an oil change at one of dem quicky oil change places, where the kids workin there forget to put oil back in.

The history of bloodletting

With a history spanning at least 3000 years, bloodletting has only recently—in the late 19th century—been discredited as a treatment for most ailments. The practice of bloodletting began around 3000 years ago with the Egyptians, then continued with the Greeks and Romans, the Arabs and Asians...

bcmj.org

Terry, it was only a joke! I just wanted to make people here laugh, brighten their day’s. I did not want to learn!

 

[Master Hack]

Obviously, you dummies need sum learnin. Cuz yew said:

I don’t know

Just tryin to help educatum yew clowns. Don’t git all pissy.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

No I actually asked my Dr. why that would not work for me and help others. Looked at me like I was a leper. My pressure gets so low and happy when I give blood that I pass out. That's progress!

 

[Master Hack]

Terry, it was only a joke!

I was purdy sure you was serious!

 

[adh]

I was purdy sure you was serious!

serious haha