Went to an auction today

[mckutzy]

Gotta like the whole bait-and-switch technique you got going on there......

Howabout a hint at least......

Stock options...... a deed to a historical place...... interesting microfiche's on aliens ........

what?????

 

[Bbqjoe]

An ounce of toot? The glockman diamond? The holy grail? A stack of old 1000 dollar bills? Someone's tonsils in a jar? A box of baby wipes?

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Better.
Something a guy like me can really have a lot of fun with.

 

[Bbqjoe]

Better.
Something a guy like me can really have a lot of fun with.

A fleshlight?

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

We'll go with that.

 

[Ebrownie]

So, how much monetary value in todays market would it have? $0-100? upwards of 10,000? I feel like you might just be pulling our legs here

My guess is its something that Indiana Jones has been looking for, or something of that sort.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

The value would depend on who the buyer was, but I'd say at least $500.
I swear I'm pulling no legs here, I just don't dare post what it is.

I bought the briggs and the safe for $7 together, and I freaking scored.

 

[pRoFiT]

I was hoping for stocks of Apple or something. The deed to a mansion. Maybe rare stamps.

But only $500...hmm. I'll stick with stamps for my answer

 

[Ebrownie]

Wait, are you saying that you can't show it to us yet, or ever? Is it illegal?

 

[Kartorbust]

Well would say Baseball cards from the 40s, but it's only $500. So I guess a stack of 1 dollar bills from the 70s.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

I say at least $500, but I'm not selling any of it, I could never get more, and I'm sorry, but I can't ever show it to you guys. I really, really wish I could. Y'all would freak.

 

[Kartorbust]

So someone may either steal it from you for posting it. Rob would delete the picture for being against forum rules. The suspense sucks.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Yeah, I hate that it worked out this way, but I just can't risk it. It has nothing to do with worrying about someone stealing it.

On another, and completely unrelated note, this sure looks like fun.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_An7Dj1w_gU

 

[Bbqjoe]

Well it's obvious now.

It's the secret recipe to the Colonials chicken!!!!!

 

[Ebrownie]

At this point, you should have just told us it was a shopping list or something so we weren't wondering. now I'm gonna go to my grave wondering what the heck was in that safe.

 

[Bbqjoe]

now I'm gonna go to my grave wondering what the heck was in that safe.

You probably will.

 

[Ebrownie]

Here's an idea. Go pick one of these up, answer the questions for whatever is in the safe, and tell us what it guesses.

 

[pRoFiT]

It must be an naked picture of someone famous?
Key codes to nuclear launch?
Treasure map to $500.00?
Blank pages of printing paper. With $20 security strips, So you can print fake money?

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

http://youtu.be/cGAQDDJaGec

 

[Bbqjoe]

George Washingtons wooden teeth?
Janet Jacksons pasty?
Harpo Marx's bicycle horn?