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Old 03-04-2010, 08:23 PM
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For all you fellow Canucks out there- Have you heard that some bleeding-heart Liberal tit is rallying to change the lyrics to "O Canada"? This mush-headed mental midget has decided that the lyric "True patriot love, in all thy sons' command" is blatantly sexist and needs to be re-written, as it appears male-oriented! Can you believe this S**T? Have we nothing better to do with our time? Have we nothing better to do with our tax dollars?

It's bad enough that some years ago, the line, "God keep our land" was determined to be religiously offensive to some, and therefore was replaced with an "O Canada", like that was the answer to our prayers! Don't get me wrong, I'm not even religious, but how much of a whiny snot-snosed simp do you have to be to get offended by a line like that in your country's anthem? I don't care what religion you subscribe to, Catholic, Muslim, whatever- It's supposed to convey a sentiment, a feeling of greater protection from whomever the he// your god happens to be. And if that isn't good enough for you, feel free to get the flying f**k out of my country, and don't let the door smack you in the arse on the way out!!!

So back to this sexism crap, I really have to wonder what the devil is wrong with the people that stay up late thinking up this tripe! Are they in that dire need of a hobby, or are they so incredibly scrambled that they ACTUALLY believe they're doing us all a favour? That takes a level of twistedness I can't even fathom...

You know, there seems to be a bit of a global joke about how polite Canadians tend to be. I'm starting to think that not only is it true, but is indeed the cause of many of our problems. "Oh, heaven (non-denominationally, of course) heaven forbid we offend anyone, we can't possibly have that!"

Whatinhell am I standing on guard for? I'll tell you this much- While my anthem is talking about standing on guard, and the true north strong and free, I'm being walked all over by those imposing their will on me. Free? My arse! MEANWHILE, my american brethren, your anthem speaks of Rockets and bombs goin' off everywhere. You mind if I borrow your anthem? Come to think of it, there's a lot of midwestern states I could be perfectly happy in. Leave a light on for me!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! This stuff makes my **** itch!
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Old 03-04-2010, 08:57 PM
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We have the same issue here in the states.

**** over sensitive narrow minded people. Republican or Democrat, Liberal or Conservative, man, woman or child, any religion imaginable.

They **** me off.
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:35 AM
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welcome to wonderful multiculturalism NOT! here in alberta, we tell quebec and the frenchies to separate because they dont need us? what a load and then they complain about french being spoken before english but we seen to keep kissing their asses and just suck up to it but w/e
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can i hit the person with a baseball bat? pleeeeeassseeeeeee?
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:41 PM
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can i hit the person with a baseball bat? pleeeeeassseeeeeee?
Why not run them over with your kart?
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:54 PM
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i can do more damage with a baseball bat then my gokart can.. even tho ive been hit with that thing and it hurts.....
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why not take it one step further and rune over them with a steam roller! lol
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why not take it one step further and rune over them with a steam roller! lol
i can tip toe/ frollic faster then a steam roller can go.
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if using the steam roller, give them a shot of adrenaline first so they don't pass out. the slow creeping of the steam roller may just be their 'just deserts'.
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