Naughtagator V 2.0

[ezcome-ezgo]

It's got a James Bond 007 sort of vibe working.

 

[Master Hack]

Well, maybe. Can't decide if its that or an Austin Powers thing...

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I can't leave this alone.

 

[Master Hack]

I think ya got it.

I can't leave this alone

Well, nice work, thank you!
Are you Ok?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I'm fine. One more layer of material and I'll give up.

 

[Master Hack]

Just wondered if you were ok, too much time on yer hands?? Meds need adjusting?

 

[Master Hack]

speakin of too much time....

There has been a unauthorized pic leaked of the machine shop here at the Mt. Top. We just upgraded to an electric motor to replace our aging steam engine. One of the installers obviously took this pic and sold it to the highest bidder. Since it is all over the internet, i figgered WTF? might as well share it with you clowns....

 

[panchothedog]

Looks like a lot of child labor as well. How long have you held them captive? And are the guys with the suits and ties your enforcement crew so no one can escape.
I think we better inform Merick Garland. Not sure that I spelled his name correctly but our president is pretty sure he hands out justice very evenly. Better put up some razor wire around your factory. There A comin.

 

[Master Hack]

Looks like a lot of child labor as well. How long have you held them captive? And are the guys with the suits and ties your enforcement crew so no one can escape.
I think we better inform Merick Garland. Not sure that I spelled his name correctly but our president is pretty sure he hands out justice very evenly. Better put up some razor wire around your factory. There A comin

Wadeaminit! I was informed that you were paid off errr ahhh l mean agreed to stay quiet? The gaurds, ahhh, l mean inspectors you refer to are there to insure quality only.
As for security,
The gaurd towers have been reinforced and re armed with modern automatic weapons, sourced from the finest dealers in the middle east.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Looks like a lovely place to lose a finger or arm.

 

[Master Hack]

Looks like a lovely place to lose a finger or arm

And a lot of dem old timers did

 

[Master Hack]

The excitement was off the charts today! The skunkworks division called up Egor to announce that the Naugatagator is complete and would be delivered on time as per the conditions of the contract. It was actually 38 minutes before the deadline.
Behold the latest addition to the Mt Top campus fleet.




All seriousness aside....
The thing actually works purdy darn good. For a pile of scrap assembled without a real plan, it is not as bad as it appearance might make you think. Drivability is good for a low speed utility vehicle. Top speed is 9 MPH (estimated) THere is a small learning curve, with the odd controls. It only takes a few minutes to figure it out. Despite the ugly factor, its just whats needed here at the Mt.Top maintnance dept.
So with that we will now close the door on the Naughtagator project.

Contact our sales dept for "ownership opportunities"

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Digging the funky insect

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Does the front axle pivot?

 

[Master Hack]

Yeah. Robbed that from a ride'm mower.

 

[Master Hack]

I went down to the local submarine salvage yard, where l picked up this periscope head.
Thinkin it might be nice on top ot Naughtagator.
Wadda ya think?

 

[Functional Artist]

Looks pretty kool
but
Instead of the bug?
&
Plan on doin' some under water explorin'?

 

[Master Hack]

Plan on doin' some under water explorin'?

This is oregon....


Naw, I think the bug has to stay. The periscope is cool though. Egor can use it on the company truck.
I thought about putting it and the bug up top on the NAG, but then it would start looking like portable homeless camp. It looks bad enough already.

 

[Denny]

Well then make it look like a mobile homeless camp, you know, one of them “Art Cars”.

 

[Master Hack]

Well then make it look like a mobile homeless camp, you know, one of them “Art Cars”

We have standards here @ the Mountain top. I can't think of any, but I'm sure we have some.