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And up today, another fun sighting here in Utah...

Yours today... just 500 bones gets you this totally slick ride.

LOL!
 

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I like the head piercers

500 bucks for serious injuries on slight offset bumps sound plausible *cough*

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sigh... if that isn't enough... bring some pabst blue ribbon, yer shotguns... and let's get this party started.

Probably the first kart I've ever seen that doubles as a birthing table, complete with stirrups.

Can be had for 100 large!
 

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Those "head piercers" I believe are actually for safety. The driver wraps a bungee cord around his neck a couple of times, then hooks it to the so called piercers. It's kind of a low budget Hahns Device. Maybe not all that effective, but it would encourage safe driving.
 

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sigh... if that isn't enough... bring some pabst blue ribbon, yer shotguns... and let's get this party started.

Probably the first kart I've ever seen that doubles as a birthing table, complete with stirrups.

Can be had for 100 large!

There's so much going on here it's hard to digest.
 

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That red thing looks like it used to be a lawn mower of some sort.

the illegitimate son of a snow blower a lawn tractor and a go kart;
and please do NOT ask how that monstrosity can have three parents;
explaining that would involve explicit language which we try to avoid in these forums ;)
:ack2:

But Kelly you rescued worse ... wanna give that red one new life?

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Boy... um... No.

No way.

When I stare at that thing, which...sadly, I did for a bit... I'm finding myself still staring, almost wanting to make fun of this giant 6.5 foot tractor... dressing up as a kart.

Ouch!

A really bad looking kart.

And I don't mean that in a good way.
 

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Don't knock 'em, Kelly. We know you're using them all for inspiration. :)

I see how it is where you live. People have more time on their hands than sense.
 

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Don't knock 'em, Kelly. We know you're using them all for inspiration. :)

I see how it is where you live. People have more time on their hands than sense.

I know I know... I probably am. Ultimately, there's a hidden gem underneath everything if you look for it... and you have a knack for turning crap... into usable crap.

But... I'm still not going to get that one.
 

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And yet another funky-shiz creation from a bit south of me... right here in the land of Zion, yours today for only 200 smackers.

Nevermind that the thing is so yellow it just screams "construction equipment." Nevermind that awesome full sized toolbox up there just waiting to rain wrenches on your head, just look at how much is going on here.

Any & all comments welcomed, and encouraged. Bob the builder would be proud.
 

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It's amazing how much energy and time must have been exerted to build this, and result is craptacular.
 

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Wow, Utahians are so creative

Cannabis MUST be legal there, RIGHT! :thumbsup:

That's funny. The locals call themselves "Utahn's"

I'm quite sure the exact same go-bortions exist in the other, oh, 13 states of these united states?

All you gotta do is look... there's ugly everywhere.

TA-RUST me.

Cannabis isn't legal here... it's the Jello's fault.

LOL.
 

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And yet another funky-shiz creation from a bit south of me... right here in the land of Zion, yours today for only 200 smackers.

Nevermind that the thing is so yellow it just screams "construction equipment." Nevermind that awesome full sized toolbox up there just waiting to rain wrenches on your head, just look at how much is going on here.

Must be something out there if it isn't the herb's influence, right?

These are all from the wonders of Craigslist, correct?

But yeah, that paint looks like Caterpillar yellow no doubt.

The toolbox is just a result of skilled prognostication. The builder couldn't get past the fact that breakdowns (every 75 yards?) were inevitable, so he designed in a toolbox. Plus, it just looks so danmed cool.

I love the innovative articulation almost smack dab in the center of this handsome craft.


Figure the Inch Worm ride-on toy has made its comeback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iprDTcM6t5k
 

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Hey did the guy gernade the engine for you???

---------- Post added at 08:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:39 PM ----------

Must be something out there if it isn't the herb's influence, right?

These are all from the wonders of Craigslist, correct?

But yeah, that paint looks like Caterpillar yellow no doubt.

The toolbox is just a result of skilled prognostication. The builder couldn't get past the fact that breakdowns (every 75 yards?) were inevitable, so he designed in a toolbox. Plus, it just looks so danmed cool.

I love the innovative articulation almost smack dab in the center of this handsome craft.


Figure the Inch Worm ride-on toy has made its comeback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iprDTcM6t5k
I had one of these. Thought it was gay when I was 6.
 
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